The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[Fyerluna]

Granted, you light your candle and then promptly spontaneously combust.

I wish that my sunburn would hurry up and heal.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, but then you get a rash that won't heal.

I wish that I had some extra money. ><  

[jagged1]

Granted, but it's all counterfeit, you're sent to jail and life sucks.

I wish this stupid heat wave would end! X_x  

[Fyerluna]

Granted via the magic of nuclear winter! Congratularions, you've won the appocolypse prize! Seriously. I'm sending you something useless to me from my inventory.

I wish I had every item on Gaia.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, but then someone hacks your account and steals it all.

I wish that my sister would stop freaking out about Draco Malfoy. stare  

[Kaiba]

Granted, now she won't stop freaking out about Man Faye.

I wish I had a crevat like emoworth  

[jagged1]

Granted, but you end up being mistaken for him, and ar locked away for your own health.

I wish I wasn't such an addict to mind games.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, but now you're addicted to long, boring video games. ><

I wish that life wasn't so boring. xp  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but now the internet is boring.

I wish that I was allowed to call my internet friends.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but then you lose phone rights so there's no difference anyway. And your computer breaks. (What if we call you? *alwas looking for technicalities*)

I wish everyone around here would stop leaving.  

[Bitchboots]

(I don't think that that would work. emo )

Granted but now no one will leave and the guild gets spammed! gonk

I wish that I spoke fluent Japanese.  

[jagged1]

(Oh darn it. ><)

Granted, but you forget English.

I wish I could break my nail biting habit.  

[Bitchboots]

(*Nods*)

Granted, but now you've picked up a toenail biting habit.

I wish that I had some Pepsi to go with the pizza that I'm eating right now.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but it's contaminated and you get deathly ill.

I wish Naruto episodes on YouTube would stop coming in parts.  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but since have videos above 10 minutes is against the rules, all anime episodes are banned from YouTube.

I wish this day wouldn't go by so fast! gonk