Naruto RP (Made up characters/real ones)

[Batjesusman]

Not as bad as I thought... but he will never touch me again... Gunko thought, skidding back, holding were he was hit.  

[Kage_of_Shikyo]

Ureketa watched as Kohaku ate some more popcorn and then got a soda, watching the fight. He dodged a couple of punches and jumped up onto a roof.  

[Batjesusman]

"Whats wrong? Scared?" Gunko taughted, landing a punch in Ureketa's face.  

[Kage_of_Shikyo]

Ureketa blocked his punch and said, "What are you, trying to be a tough guy? You don't even exist!" Gunko stared at him, and disappeared into mid-air, without peforming any jutsu. "Well... that was anticlimactic. Eh, Kohaku?"  

[Batjesusman]

"Hmmm? Oh right.... We made him up...." Kohaku said, sitting up from the recliner he found in the dumpster.  

[Kage_of_Shikyo]

"That recliner is full of termites and other bugs nobody likes..." Ureketa pointed out.  

[Batjesusman]

"No it isn't..." He said, seeing that it was freshly bought and the air-tight plastic wasn't even ripped off yet.  

[Kage_of_Shikyo]

"Er.... look! A flying monkeyelephant!" Ureketa yelled, although the ash started to fall again.  

[Batjesusman]

"Ashes.... and elephants?" Kohaku asked, confused.  

[Kage_of_Shikyo]

"There's no such thing as monkeyelephants, genius." Ureketa said, standing up. "But, seriously, we need to stop the destruction of the village. Look... the ash started up again because you broke the jug when you sat on the recliner..."  

[Batjesusman]

"i thought you said it wasn't real!" Kohaku yelled as Gunko appeared behind Ureketa and punched him in the back of the head.  

[Kage_of_Shikyo]

"What? I said Gunko wasn't real, not the ash!" Ureketa said, Gunko disappearing again.  

[Batjesusman]

"But that would make the jug fake too, which means I didn't cause it!" Kohaku retorted.  

[Kage_of_Shikyo]

"Er..... well... you see.... look! Another monkeyelephant!" Ureketa yelled and disappeared.  

[Batjesusman]

"Now that was lame! LAME!!!" Kohaku yelled, after being fooled by looking.