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Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:59 pm


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Behold, the Aromatic Saturating Station, AKA, The A.S.S.

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1047/theassfrontalbu6.jpg

And here it is in orbit of an unfortunate planet.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3162/theassorbitgu4.jpg

Here we see it attacking the planet, and the planet having suffered prolonged exposure to its massive power.

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/5586/theassattackhg1.jpg

Similar to the Death Star, it's about the size of a moon. However, unlike the planet-busting superlaser of doom, it doesn't actually hurt anyone, but it does make life total Hell.

It emits a gas that slowly begins to blanket the planet's atmosphere, corroding, eroding, rusting, etc. all manner of alloys, usually metals, and creates a very nasty stench in the air that can gag people because it's so unbearable.

Once the entire planet is enveloped in this unholy stink of corrosion, the specially equipped ASStrooper squadrons aboard it can make planetfall and secure key points and structures without suffering from the effects, the eroding effects of this deadly weapon having rendered the planet virtually defenseless against them.

The one weakness is that, while the emission section of the station is built to be immune to the effects of itself, the rest is not. While it is built to be extremely durable and strongly shielded against attacks, a major breach near the emission could cause the fumes to leak into the station itself, damaging the unprotected areas. While it can be fixed in time if nothing else causes any major disruptions to prevent any repairs, a strong constant bombardment can cause the station to be unable to seal itself properly in contaminated areas, resulting in this...

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8953/theassexplodewh3.jpg

Should that occur, the station would meltdown from an inevitable reactor breach, finally exploding in a fashion similar to the Death Star, only much stinkier.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:08 am


Bloody incredible

elvisnake


Darkened Angel
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:30 am


The hardest part was the acronym. rolleyes
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:50 am


I'm going nowhere near this topic.

Ral Roke

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Missing00

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:00 pm


That...is probably the most awesome thing ever.

this is also pretty funny
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:01 pm


Is there still gonna be a second or third place prize?

elvisnake


Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:33 pm


Yeah elvis.

And Missing, thats weaksauce. Total weaksauce.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:46 pm


You want funny? I'll show you funny.
Boom

Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:56 pm


Cale Darksun
Yeah elvis.

And Missing, thats weaksauce. Total weaksauce.

sad
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:26 pm


Welp one of my 360s died, so Im sending her in to get a new one.

Missing00

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Darth Fury

PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:47 pm


That's disgusting... burning_eyes
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:55 pm


Cale Darksun
You want funny? I'll show you funny.
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That... was awesome.

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Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:42 pm


Disgusting?
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:56 pm


I have my Wii online, finally. If anyone wants to play smash bros, just pm me, and I'll exchange friend codes with you.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:57 pm


Cale Darksun
You want funny? I'll show you funny.
Boom


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