Corrupt A Wish

[Explosive Effects101]

Granted, but now everyone hates you because your doing their job.

I wish Rap didnt exist.  

[Incubus Guru]

Granted but they came up with an alternative genre.

I wish school wasn't as hard.

 

[Madame Croquet]

Granted but now everyine is super retarded

I wish my cat trevor could talk to me  

[ThirteenKatz]

Granted, but he only speaks Mandarin. <<
(if you don't laugh at that image something is wrong.)

I wish I had the coordination to do para para. gonk

 

[K-DUCK]

Granted, but you have to play it every waking hour for the rest of your life.

I wish my best friend moved back home. sad

 

[Phsycosomatic]

Granted. they move back to their home on mars. C:

I wish uh... TO BE. A BOX.  

[IchWascheMich]

Granted, but you are a box in the rain forest.
Where it rains. A lot.

I wish I had a pet stegosaurus.  

[Phsycosomatic]

Granted but one day you're wearing green and thinks you're a leaf... NOMNOMNOM

I wish I was a water proof box. D:  

[K-DUCK]

Granted, but a hobo lives in you now.

I wish.... i had a turtle!  

[Maka Nani]

Granted but *enter a name here* leaves it in the sun and it dies.

I wish I wasn't at work right now.

 

[Madame Croquet]

Granted, but now you don't hae a job and are know as "The gaia hobo"

I wish i had more good books to read.  

[K-DUCK]

Granted, you are now an old librarian.

I wish she picks up her phone now and again.  

[[ P h r o o p ]]

Granted but she won't hang up and talks non-stop about her extensive stamp collection

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[Madame Croquet]

Granted, but now you never ever get tired and act like your on some crack ALL the time.

I wish i could meet Gerard Way and he was super nice to me.  

[K-DUCK]

Granted, but he secretly hates you in the inside.

I wish i had a puppy. (Haha I always asked that when blowing out candles on my birthday cake when I was little.)