Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[hazel843]

Because you havent been over the rainbow


Why are tiny pineapples with wings trying to eat me?  

[MystiBlu]

because they are hungry!

Why do birds fly?  

[JDBReaper]

"Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them." - Edward W. Howe

because birds have the force and uses it to fly

why do I wake up w/ Pecky in one hand and a bloody machete in the other?

"The darkest souls are not those which choose to exist within the hell of the abyss...

...but those which choose to break free from the abyss and move silently among us." - Dr. Samuel Loomis

 

[MystiBlu]

Cuz Pecky gets bored while your sleeping....

What is toe jam?  

[Joeyfish5]

When the gromes who clean you when you sleep missed your feet

Why do they not let me hold my book open with a hand other then my left  

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

Because you don't have glasses anymore.

Why do I love my flute?  

[Joeyfish5]

Cuz you like long hard things

Why am i soo cool and awsasome  

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

Because you play with your organ all day

Why do I make dirty jokes?  

[Joeyfish5]

Cuz ur cool like that
ninja or pirate  

[the_firefly_reaper]

The correct answer is rabbits.

What is the greatest thing since sliced bread?  

[[Barbarella]]

The World Wide Web.

Why is there a typo in the image on the home page?  

[hazel843]

Because you put a banana in the specker

Why is there a green monkey hiding in the fruit bowl?  

[tricky_angel]

because it fancies a green apple

why did google put a triforce sign in their picture?  

[Joeyfish5]

Cuz earth is sereclty hercule

why do fish swim underwater  

[lilac_the_cat]

eek they fear the unknown eek

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