Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[lillypad5151]

Because you stole my favorite color!  

[Xxhiyori]

beacause your a girl and you dont look like envy plus i never married you in the first place ^.~  

[lillypad5151]

your weirdo devil mask thing creeps me out and I'm not ******** lez  

[tetokasane36]

too much pink  

[lillypad5151]

Not good enough for me  

[x-iNeonSkittlez-x]

Because she wouldn't share her bubblegum... > _ >

 

[tetokasane36]

Your a girl  

[--Untoten Kase--]

If you die when there's no one watching...

Because you took the lollipop i was saving to help me turn on someone else.... >->

...Then your ratings drop, and you're forgotten

 

[xxxmoonlight_shadow]

u took my cookie  

[Arianna Loves Chu]

You were so sex crazed.You played with my boobs.  

[The Better Part]

you forgot to put the seat down after cleaning it  

[tetokasane36]

the hairdo  

[istatetheobvious]

Because you ate my oreos! >: O  

[killer-wolf-kun]

Because YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE OREO!!!!!  

[tetokasane36]

You would probably kill me because I ate your oreos.