Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Missing00]

and demanded to be fed by a harem of girls with grapes.  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Unfortunately, there were two problems with this.
1) No one was even near him
2) No woman in Konoha wanted to feed him grapes, or was in a harem for that matter.

And so, Kiba called Naruto, Kakashi and Jiraiya, and the four went on a quest to find a harem of girls that would feed Kiba some grapes.  

[Captain Verd]

Jiraiya got sidetracked by a sign for cockfighting, and went to investigate.  

[Syndactyly]

He slipped in a puddle and fell into a wheel barrel which was full of...  

[Captain Verd]

Fish, which Yamato had been wheeling around.  

[Syndactyly]

((Coincidentally throw your favorite guys in there... xd ))

Yamato was furious. "MY FISH! YOU JERK!!" he screamed, like a nagging mom. Jiraiya begged for mercy. "I'm so sorry... Yamato-San..." he apologized, bowing his head politely. Yamato then backhanded him in the face.  

[Captain Verd]

[[Of course]]

Jiraiya took it like a man, but was secretly hurting on the inside. He felt so crushed, so abandoned! The only place he could to go feel better was  

[Syndactyly]

(( wink Obaby. ))

The onsen. He walked in, down the long, wooden hall. Sounds of gentle splashing was heard about from the rooms. He saw the vacant spot and took it. As he was just about to walk in he ran into...  

[Captain Verd]

Ebisu, who was trying to masturbate silently in a corner.  

[attila the fun]

"OMGWTF," said Jiraiya, just like that. Then he turned around and left, because he really didn't want to see that, and went to the bar to drink it out of his memory. Of course, there was already someone there, and IT WAS...  

[Pekora]

Ebisu, masturbating again in a corner  

[Syndactyly]

Jiraiya screamed like a little school girl and winced. "WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OUT OF HEEEERRE!!" he shrieked. Ebisu continued for a few seconds and finally stopped, noticing Jiraiya.  

[Pekora]

''I...I can explain!'' said Ebisu, while Jiraiya was still screaming like a girl.  

[attila the fun]

"I'm sorry sir," he said, "but I was put up to this by Orochimaru! He said something about an evil plan, and then he wandered off towards the Giant Bow Store."  

[Missing00]

"Gaint bow store huh?" Jiraya said and stroked his chin. He then scooped Ebisu up and shouted "looks like we got a mystery!"