Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Rellik San]

Isobel's hair is as good as mine. razz  

[Isobel Bellamy]

(lol, that's meant to be a lie, so you're saying my hair isn't as good as yors, which is true because mine if BETTER than your hair, mine has bright multicolours in it xd )

Rellik is the bag lady that haunts the local dump  

[Rellik San]

(but mine is naturally highlighted and bouncey. razz )

Isobel has a life outside of gaia.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Rellik's name is not derived from the backwards spelling of "Killer," his name is derived from how he feels in a guild full of teens.  

[Peaches of Sodom]

Ed has a psychological disorder that makes him believe he is violently allergic to cinnamon, and so he regularly collapses in pastry shops.  

[CapnAlex]

Absynthia Amaranth doesn't like absinthe at all, as if she touches the stuff she undergoes a hideous transformation into a rabbit.  

[Rellik San]

Vanghar can only speak in grunts and gargles  

[Veruniel]

Rellik is convinced pigeons can understand English. He talks to them every chance he gets.

Luckily for him, no one's called him crazy yet. People just assume he's talking on his mobile!  

[Rellik San]

(Mobile what heresy doest thou speaketh?)

Veruniel is the crazy cat lady Luri and Isobel wish to become.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Rellik does unspeakable things to those cats. (cat molester!!!)  

[Veruniel]

Isobel would know. She took videos and now she's using them for blackmail!  

[screwed pixie]

Veruniel has a website that sells the videos.............  

[Rellik San]

Dead Mary 91 runs the shipping side of the Veruniel's video site.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Rellik is now being arrested for missuse of cats after one of the videos "accedentaly" got shown to the police