Lines You'll Never Hear

[Sol Walker]

Anakin to Clone troops: Stay here. I will send for you as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic assault in my own particular.............um......crap, whats the word? ...er.......
Comander Cody: Idiom, sir?
Anakin: Idiom!  

[Nospai Deathous]

Anikin: Waitaminute...!
Cody: *thinking- "uh-oh"* Uh...yes, sir?
Anikin: Dammit! I left the oven on! *runs off*  

[Lucca Ashtear]

Fo'shizzle.

-Yoda  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

*Vader breathing*
Vader: No, I'm not breathing like this because of those stupid burns.
*Breath*
Vader: I'm breathing like this because I am aroused.
*Vader breathing*
Vader: Yeah baby, Shake it Tarkin!  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Vader: You know what my favorite song is?

Sidious: question

Vader: Back in Black! HAHAHAHAHAhaha......

Sidious(and everybody else): confused stare

Vader: AHEM?!?

Everybody: exclaim rofl  

[Nelowulf]

Leia: I love you.

Han: Hey, WHOA! I don't bend that way girlfriend! Tell 'er Chewy!

Chewy: *does that three snap, "don't go their girlfriend" thing*  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: This stuff is amazing!
Stormie: I know. It's even water-resistant.
Vader: I can't believe it's not Durasteel!  

[Nospai Deathous]

The gang get out of the garbage masher safely, and are completely drenched.

Leia: I don't know who you are, or where you cam from, but from now on, you do as I say.

Luke and Han: *stare*

Leia: Eh? *looks down* Dammit, GL! *covers chest* Who says we can't wear underware in space?!  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

Nospai Deathous

The gang get out of the garbage masher safely, and are completely drenched.

Leia: I don't know who you are, or where you cam from, but from now on, you do as I say.

Luke and Han: *stare*

Leia: Eh? *looks down* Dammit, GL! *covers chest* Who says we can't wear underware in space?!

Cont.
GL: *Grinning while staring at the view.*
Leia: GODAMNIT LUCAS!!!!  

[Lucca Ashtear]

I have some KotOR ones -



HK-47, Hanharr, and Mandalore, holding hands and swaying: All we are saaaayiiiing... is give peace a chaaaance!

Carth: Saul, I want to have your man-babies!

Jolee: Do these robes make me look fat?

Handmaiden: I've seen what you've been up to with Visas. Care for a threesome?

G0-T0: No, wait... I was wrong.

Kreia: Wha? Ohhh! Ohohohohohoho... *wipes tear* oh, that was a good one.

Visas, in that one really suggestive scene only male characters get: s**t, you're ugly!

Mira: Hack! Rip! Tear! Rend! Slice! Kill! Ahahahahaha!

Bao-Dur: I love you, Mandalore. Hold me.

Visas, to Darth Nihilus: ******** no, ya dumb pipe organ!

Disciple: Hey Atton, that Exile is one fine piece of a**. I'll fight you for her!

Calo Nord: Four.  

[Sol Walker]

Tarkin: You may fire when ready.
(goes through the lengthy process of blasting alderaan to space dust. a dinner fork, having survived the blast, is now hurled through space with all the force of a high velocity micrometeorite. Tarkin notices its aproach.)
Tarkin: Interesting. Its a good thing these windows are constructed of ultra resiliant transparisteel.
Stormtrooper: Sir? the windows are glass.
Tarkin: what?!
Stormtrooper: It was far less expensive than Transparisteel. and on a project as big as this, the R&D guys thought they could cut down on production costs.
Tarkin sad looks fearfully at the closing dinner fork) Oh sith...
(The window is pierced and the room depresurises, messily.)  

[HereticX]

Sidious/Palpatine: "I prefer fifty thousand blasters to fifty thousand votes."

Grevious (during kidnapping): "Chancellor! Die!" *stab* "Hey...wait a minute..." *examines body* "Crap."

Obi-Wan: "Yoda! You've defeated Sidious! The Sith threat is over!"
Yoda: "Incorrect you are."
Obi-Wan: "What? What do yo-uhhh" *falls down*
Yoda: *sheathes lightsaber* "Darth Sidious, gone. Now Darth Yoda there is..."  

[Darkened Angel]

Han: Luke, we gotta get outta here! ... Luke?
Leia: LUKE!

* moments pass *

GL: Alright, where's Luke? He's supposed to be on set right now.

* Luke comes into the studio *

Luke: Sorry I'm late. I went into the wrong studio. It took me a while to realize it was the wrong one, because it's Star Wars too.
Han: What was going on?
Luke: Some girl in a dancer's outfit is trying to seduce this guy dressed like a Sith Lord and tell him she loves him.
Han: Who came up with that crap?
GL: <_< ... >_> ... * hides his script for SOTF *  

[Lucca Ashtear]

SOTF?  

[Sol Walker]

((Shards of the Force. its the second chapter to the Guild's Chronicles of the Galactic Civil War RP.
Oh and DA? GAT is the only director we need. lucas can stick a thermal detonator up his swollen a**.))