Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Sol Walker]

To find another name for it than "The Great American Novel" because that will never sell.  

[Darkened Angel]

To rename said novel to " Little Death Star on the Nebula. "  

[Nospai Deathous]

To write a book that's so controversial it'll be a Coruscant Times best seller even though it's not really that good.  

[Sol Walker]

To title the book the "Skywalker Code".  

[Nospai Deathous]

To then make a movie of said book that is even worse, starring an old, well known holo-actor named Tosh Hanakis.  

[AFK Masturbating]

To market their own band of "Tr00, grim, infernal and frostbitten" ice cream.  

[NickCpointless]

to charge someone every time they put a star wars moment or say something about star wars in their show  

[Nospai Deathous]

To charge someone every time they make a post in threads about their plans.  

[elvisnake]

To charge someone whenever they mention charging someone.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To write "A Million Little Pieces (Of Plastisteel): The Life Story of Mace Windu"  

[Darkened Angel]

To bring back a dead fad by making a movie called " Rancors on a Transport. "  

[Nospai Deathous]

To sell out before GL- oops.  

[Johnny Malone]

To create a quality healthcare program, expand the freedoms of all beings in the galaxy, invest more power in the hands of the people, and pardon all of the members of the Rebellion (at least until the Rebels destroyed the first Deat Star......bastards)  

[Nospai Deathous]

To arm tie fighters with shields, goddammit!  

[ElladanKenet]

To arm ewoks with blasters