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Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:02 pm
screw you lucas!!!!  
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:20 pm
We can always dig his heart out with a spoon. Why a spoon you ask? Because it's dull. It hurts more.  

Mandalore_the_Conqueror


Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:26 pm
I think the idea of using a spoon has been brought up before, but its still an entertaining idea.  
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:44 pm
Even better=rusty spoons. Then he can get tetanus! (whatever that does to you...)  

Theris Faan


FrozenPhoenix32

PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:39 pm
Yay for lockjaw!!!  
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:15 am
Folks, Have you ever wondered what would happen if George Lucas Directed Lord of the Rings?
Wonder no more.
Follow the link and be amazed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv4Potdpjhw  

Sol Walker
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stellarmagic

PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:26 am
To quote many a character from star wars...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:33 am
I had a bad feeling about this.  

Sol Walker
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GaijinGuy36

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:47 pm
Well, I don't know if it's been covered already, but I have one of the best reasons to lightsaber Lucas.

Say it with me...Midichlorians.

So, George either read a few too many scientific texts, or watched the Japanese movie Parasite Eve (the events of which pre-dated the video games, BTW) and learned about mitochondria. Not being able to just leave well enough alone, and leave the Force as a powerful cosmic energy that binds the universe together, now it's a matter of genetics? Some people have red hair. Other people have Force sensitivity. Give me a break. And the way some of the Jedi go on about doing 'the will of the Living Force', sounds a lot more like they mean 'doing the will of God' to me. The Jedi are supposed to be spiritualists, moderators, and peacemakers, not Jehovah's Witnesses.

Seriously, I'm torn! I don't know which was the bigger travesty: midichlorians or Jar Jar Binks. That reptile would have made Al Jolson ashamed of himself, I swear. A more cruel mockery of a whole race of people I have never seen. For shame, George. For shame.  
PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:54 pm
Welcome ner'vod. You're among comrades here.  

Sol Walker
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GaijinGuy36

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:26 am
Cale Darksun
Welcome ner'vod. You're among comrades here.


Ner'vod? Who's that? question  
PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:36 am
Its Mando'a for brother.  

Sol Walker
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elvisnake

PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:15 am
It's those two things, and the whole Greedo shooting first thing, that really make me think that George Lucas should have been shot and killed in 1985.  
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:43 pm
Thus, we all agree that Lucas has hit the bong one too many times?  

AFK Masturbating


Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:38 pm
What Bong?
He's paying me to smuggle in Glit.  
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