The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[jagged1]

Granted, time stops completely. Meaning, you can't move either.

I wish I could stop being lazy and make my NHS portfolio already.  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but now that's all you can do.

I wish that good threads weren't moved to the CB.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but the n00bs spread out so everywhere is like the CB.

I wish next week would come already so I can hang out with Ohkami for the first time in two months.  

[Shihouin-san]

Erm...okay...but you only get two minutes. Enjoy them.

I wish that I could find more Byakuya/Hisana fics of good quality.  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but when try to read them, the page comes up as html.

I wish that the secret page would be updated. I really want my secret to be viewable.  

[jagged1]

Granted, it's traced back to you and you're made a fool of.

I wish I wasn't a coward and could tell her I love her.  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but she doesn't love you back. (( emo ))

I wish that I didn't have to get offline soon.  

[jagged1]

( gonk *fears that so much*)

Granted, you get to stay online longer, but there's no one. Also, you get computer rights taken away for a week.

I wish artificial inflation would die! ><  

[Fyerluna]

Granted. Everything now has a set price of 1,000,000.

I wish Walter wasn't starting to look like the traitor in Hellsing.  

[Shihouin-san]

Granted. In the future, it takes them all by surprise when he turns out to actually be the traitor.

I wish I could be on the computer for hours on a time without getting eye strain.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted. You have forgotten what it's for and are currently sitting on it.

I wish that clothes would stay clean forever.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, but now your body get dirty really easily.

I wish that I could beat the s**t out of Liquid (from Metal Gear). stare  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but since I love him so much he promptly runs away, only to sneak up on you with a big Metal Gear and stomp the tar out of you. A lot.

I wish I could have been unbiased about that last wish.

Seto: chibi_kitsune_warrior has now won a the 'I managed to find one of Fyerluna's fan obsessions at random' prize. Good for you.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Fyerluna

Granted, but since I love him so much he promptly runs away, only to sneak up on you with a big Metal Gear and stomp the tar out of you. A lot.

I wish I could have been unbiased about that last wish.

Seto: chibi_kitsune_warrior has now won a the 'I managed to find one of Fyerluna's fan obsessions at random' prize. Good for you.

Prize? Thank you! ^^

I finally beat Liquid, in case anyone would like to know. xd

Granted, now your unbiased about everything else.

I wish that my speakers would work. ><  

[Type Forty TARDIS]

Granted, but now whatever your now-functional speakers are hooked up to is broken.

I wish my hand wouldn't cramp up right in the middle of drawing.

((And congrats on beating Liquid, Chibi_Kitsune~!))