Galactic Mysteries

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Go for it CW.  

[AFK Masturbating]

FP: Done! heart  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Cool  

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

How is it that I managed to be completely oblivious to the Noghri's treachery?
That part baffles me to no end.  

[elvisnake]

It was the laws of narrative convenience. If, within the narrative, you had won, Lucas and his cronies would have no ability to make additional sequels. Therefore, for the cause of the story, you had to be fooled. Were the story to take place in reality, without narrative laws in place, The treachery would have been more than likely discovered quickly.  

[Sol Walker]

...how is it that Tatooine, despite having been colonized for thousands of years, is still full of pale skinned humans?  

[Nelowulf]

They have that michael jackson disease?  

[Sol Walker]

you'd think that given the adaptability of life that humans would have darker complexions!
I mean young Anakin is just shy of the Aryan poster boy!  

[Nelowulf]

Right.... GL is going to study genetic evolution....  

[Sol Walker]

And now what makes the hapan a near human race anyway while were at it?  

[Nelowulf]

They have night blindness, and are "genetically more beautiful"..

Which is the largest load of rubbish I've ever heard for classification of a near-human. It's like Lando being a near human because he's got a "genetically darker skin pigmentation".  

[Sol Walker]

So they're blind at night but physically more appealing.
Sounds more like alot of forced inbreeding to me.  

[elvisnake]

Yep... They're the Bubbas of the GFFA.  

[Sol Walker]

Do Magnets screw up Droids in Star wars?  

[Nelowulf]

I would only imagine it would affect them if you got one near the processing unit.