Mos Eisley Cantina

[Darkened Angel]

* lays across Cale's lap *  

[Sol Walker]

Thats a good bad girl.
*starts spanking*  

[Darkened Angel]

The whole BS with this " smaller burger " thing is just nuts.  

[Sol Walker]

What now?  

[Missing00]

Burger King has released some small burgers. They're alright but nothing to cause a fuss over. Oh and I finally beat Bioshock.  

[Darkened Angel]

Not just BK.

The whole, " Now you can get less than usual. " trend has been taken up by a lot of places.

Some frozen pizzas, for example, are smaller than they originally were while costing the same. That's different from the " pay less for less " but the whole downsizing everything is just BS.  

[Sol Walker]

Oh that.  

[Darkened Angel]

Random thought...

How many credits would I be worth in the SW slave market, and to compare, what would an average twi'lek dancer type be worth?  

[Sol Walker]

Crap. There was a point when I knew but I've forgotten.
Ok, to caculate your price and comparative value in a generic slave market, I'll need to know age, skills, talents, medical history, world of origin, prior owners...ect.  

[Darkened Angel]

Let's say the age range is 20-25 standard years, skills and talents of singing, dancing, massage, and intimate pleasure, no medical ailments, Coruscant born and raised human, and the only previous owner is the Galatic Empire itself. If you had to put a single individual's name there, I guess that means Grand Admiral Thrawn.

Also, trained and conditioned for obedience, so no rebellious outbursts, etc. so easy to keep under control without worry of any attempts against the master, etc.  

[Sol Walker]

Ok, so by my (possibly incorrect) calculations, the average, fresh off Ryloth Twi'lek dancer is worth 3,400 credits base. A C3PO unit is 3000 credits, a typical blaster pistol costs 500, and it costs 2,000 credits a day to rent an Interstellar shuttle. Thats all for perspective.  

[Sol Walker]

Darkened Angel

Let's say the age range is 20-25 standard years, skills and talents of singing, dancing, massage, and intimate pleasure, no medical ailments, Coruscant born and raised human, and the only previous owner is the Galatic Empire itself. If you had to put a single individual's name there, I guess that means Grand Admiral Thrawn.

Also, trained and conditioned for obedience, so no rebellious outbursts, etc. so easy to keep under control without worry of any attempts against the master, etc.

Ok...I'm just taking a stab at this and guess abut 7300. Mind you thats just a rough guess. The system I'm using to calculate doesnt work too well. Still thats a relatively expensive slave.  

[Missing00]

Darkened Angel

Let's say the age range is 20-25 standard years, skills and talents of singing, dancing, massage, and intimate pleasure, no medical ailments, Coruscant born and raised human, and the only previous owner is the Galatic Empire itself. If you had to put a single individual's name there, I guess that means Grand Admiral Thrawn.

Also, trained and conditioned for obedience, so no rebellious outbursts, etc. so easy to keep under control without worry of any attempts against the master, etc.

Man with those stats you'll be the envy of all men.  

[Sol Walker]

Missing00

Darkened Angel

Let's say the age range is 20-25 standard years, skills and talents of singing, dancing, massage, and intimate pleasure, no medical ailments, Coruscant born and raised human, and the only previous owner is the Galatic Empire itself. If you had to put a single individual's name there, I guess that means Grand Admiral Thrawn.

Also, trained and conditioned for obedience, so no rebellious outbursts, etc. so easy to keep under control without worry of any attempts against the master, etc.

Man with those stats you'll be the envy of all men.

I like my women with attitude. So not all men.  

[Missing00]

Cale Darksun

Missing00

Darkened Angel

Let's say the age range is 20-25 standard years, skills and talents of singing, dancing, massage, and intimate pleasure, no medical ailments, Coruscant born and raised human, and the only previous owner is the Galatic Empire itself. If you had to put a single individual's name there, I guess that means Grand Admiral Thrawn.

Also, trained and conditioned for obedience, so no rebellious outbursts, etc. so easy to keep under control without worry of any attempts against the master, etc.

Man with those stats you'll be the envy of all men.

I like my women with attitude. So not all men.

Well most men then