Mos Eisley Cantina

[Sol Walker]

Johnny Malone

Deadpool is in the Hulk vs. Wolverine cartoon on DVD. He may show up in Wolverine and the X-Men at some point (which would rock if he does.)

I meant series.
I saw him in the Hulk vs Wolverine. Thought he would have did better against Wolverine, fared as well as possible against the Hulk.
Because, you know, its the Hulk.
Fighting the Hulk is like fighting Godzilla. Its big, green, radioactive, and is about as easy to stop as a force of nature.  

[Johnny Malone]

So true. The Hulk is quite the beast.  

[Sol Walker]

Johnny Malone

So true. The Hulk is quite the beast.

No.
Sabertooth is a beast.
The Hulk is, as previously stated, a force of nature.
One doesnt fight the Hulk. One survives the Hulk.  

[Darkened Angel]

Batman could beat the Hulk. He'd find some way by having just the right crap in his utility belt of wonder and just so happen to have previously studied up on him.

Like, hitting him with massive depressants to quell the rage, turning Bruce back into himself or some crap.

Friggin' jackass always just has to know exactly how to beat everything.  

[Johnny Malone]

Darkened Angel

Batman could beat the Hulk. He'd find some way by having just the right crap in his utility belt of wonder and just so happen to have previously studied up on him.

Like, hitting him with massive depressants to quell the rage, turning Bruce back into himself or some crap.

Friggin' jackass always just has to know exactly how to beat everything.

Except the Green Lantern. Batman can't defeat the Green Lantern. Green Lantern: Rebirth touches upon this.  

[Sol Walker]

Darkened Angel

Batman could beat the Hulk. He'd find some way by having just the right crap in his utility belt of wonder and just so happen to have previously studied up on him.

Like, hitting him with massive depressants to quell the rage, turning Bruce back into himself or some crap.

Friggin' jackass always just has to know exactly how to beat everything.

No.
Batman can not beat the Hulk.
The best he can do is divert the Hulk from wrecking Gotham until Banner emerges from his hyde-esque persona.  

[Sol Walker]

Johnny Malone

Darkened Angel

Batman could beat the Hulk. He'd find some way by having just the right crap in his utility belt of wonder and just so happen to have previously studied up on him.

Like, hitting him with massive depressants to quell the rage, turning Bruce back into himself or some crap.

Friggin' jackass always just has to know exactly how to beat everything.

Except the Green Lantern. Batman can't defeat the Green Lantern. Green Lantern: Rebirth touches upon this.

Which Green Lantern?  

[Johnny Malone]

Hal Jordan. Green Lantern: Rebirth was the mini-series that returned him as the prime Green Lantern in DC.  

[elvisnake]

Cale Darksun

Johnny Malone

Darkened Angel

Batman could beat the Hulk. He'd find some way by having just the right crap in his utility belt of wonder and just so happen to have previously studied up on him.

Like, hitting him with massive depressants to quell the rage, turning Bruce back into himself or some crap.

Friggin' jackass always just has to know exactly how to beat everything.

Except the Green Lantern. Batman can't defeat the Green Lantern. Green Lantern: Rebirth touches upon this.

Which Green Lantern?

Yeah, I would dispute that. In All Star Batman, Green Lantern gets the crap kicked out of him by Batman and Robin. He ends up needing an emergency tracheotomy by Batman, or else Robin would have killed him. It's not standard DC canon, but Batman easily showed his ability to deal with GL's weakness, which is, for the record, the dumbest hero weakness I've heard of in quite awhile.  

[Sayla-girl]

Johnny Malone

Hal Jordan. Green Lantern: Rebirth was the mini-series that returned him as the prime Green Lantern in DC.

Batman could beat him.  

[Sol Walker]

Nol Noyan

Johnny Malone

Hal Jordan. Green Lantern: Rebirth was the mini-series that returned him as the prime Green Lantern in DC.

Batman could beat him.

I second that.  

[Johnny Malone]

elvisnake

Cale Darksun

Johnny Malone

Darkened Angel

Batman could beat the Hulk. He'd find some way by having just the right crap in his utility belt of wonder and just so happen to have previously studied up on him.

Like, hitting him with massive depressants to quell the rage, turning Bruce back into himself or some crap.

Friggin' jackass always just has to know exactly how to beat everything.

Except the Green Lantern. Batman can't defeat the Green Lantern. Green Lantern: Rebirth touches upon this.

Which Green Lantern?

Yeah, I would dispute that. In All Star Batman, Green Lantern gets the crap kicked out of him by Batman and Robin. He ends up needing an emergency tracheotomy by Batman, or else Robin would have killed him. It's not standard DC canon, but Batman easily showed his ability to deal with GL's weakness, which is, for the record, the dumbest hero weakness I've heard of in quite awhile.

You talking about the yellow weakness that doesn't exist anymore?  

[Sol Walker]

Recent changes to established canon? If we're going that route, then we really cant say Batman can beat anyone up because Batman is dead. The point is moot.

And after I read some more about it, I realized the yellow thing was more an obstacle than an outright weakness.  

[Johnny Malone]

This was a big change. It rehabilitated Hal Jordan, led to the Sinestro Corps war (awesome cross-over!) and is leading to Blackest Night. (Which I am stoked for!) Also Rebirth has Hal Jordan punching out Batman after Bats tries to stop Hal from fighting Paralax.  

[Missing00]

Im not that into Spectacular spidey, but Transformers animated on the other hand...