Corrupt A Wish

[Raike99]

Granted, but suddenly your entire game got corrupted causing the save file to be deleted.
I wish people would stop stealing my Pokemon games!
Seriously.I've had 1 Sapphire,2 Fire Reds, and 1 Ruby stolen from me...  

[darkslasherX]

Granted. Now they steal your video game systems and leave the games.

I wish this guild would be a lot more active.  

[Striving Spirit]

Granted but now all the members are dead.

I wish that I had a Wii.  

[darkslasherX]

Granted. You had one in a past life, but somebody else inherited it. (You did wish you HAD a Wii.)

I wish that Nintendo would finally finish Metroid Dread. (They've been putting it off for too long, even if the Metroid Prime trilogy rocks.)  

[ShadesChild841]

it does rock granted but samus gets eaten by a crazy chozo armored bug and dies
i wish that gaia gave away gaia cash at christmas  

[Scipio320]

granted but it's counterfit and you get arested for using it
i wish i had a house  

[-2 Z Zelly]

granted, but drug dealers take it over and you get shot....

I wish for a wish that doesn't back fire....  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but you're wish is special and explodes.

I wish for a team of invincibility.  

[ShadesChild841]

granted but they get so caught up in winning all the time they turn on you and enslave the human race
i wish there was a guild specialy for people with the last name of bonazoli  

[darkslasherX]

Granted, but you have to pay for it, since you're the only member.

I wish those stupid entry tickets for the Wii giveaway were easier to get.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted. Now that they're easier to get, you have no chance to actually win a Wii now.

I wish it would snow on my birthday.  

[ShadesChild841]

granted but it snows so much you cant leave the house and the weight of the snow on the roof crushes ur house and u die on ur birthday
i wishi had a wii ticket  

[FantasyFollower]

granted but the ticket is fake and u get banned for counterfeiting tickets

I wish for a christmas where my grandparents don't nag me to death xp  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, now you're parents are the ones who nag you instead.

I wish people would to vote for the pokemon of the week in the art and fan-fiction subforum. 3nodding  

[darkslasherX]

Granted, but now it's tied, and the tie never breaks.

I wish my History final was easier (it's a 7-page paper on the crusades...)