Corrupt A Wish

[MonsterousBear]

I don't care what they say. . .

Granted, but your puppy hates you, chews all your favorite things and pisses or leaves mass amounts of fleas in your bed. :3

I wish that I was part of a famous band that wasn't involved with any drugs.

. . .I'm in love with you. ♥

 

[etluhcs]

granted, but you're one of those Disney Channel bands. xp

I wish I had a slutty girlfriend.  

[BeastEuphoria]

Granted but she will never be with you

I wish I could get some sleep  

[K-DUCK]

Granted. Now you're sleeping beauty.

I wish i had a popsicle.

 

[BeastEuphoria]

Granted now your hands are all sticky and you can't wash it off

I wish I could set the record for the longest kiss  

[worm squirm]

granted, and you just lost 26 years of your life doing it.
you're now homeless, because you didn't pay bills or work for money to pay them.

i wish, even if it's because she's yelling at me and trashing my feelings, she ever talks to me again.  

[MonsterousBear]

xSecret Valentinex

I don't care what they say. . .

Granted, but you get the worse case of mono in recorded history. Say hello to your bedroom, you've just been quarantined for 9 months.

Edit: Granted; But after she talks to you that once, she ignores you for someone else, falling in love and flaunting it in front of your face.

I wish that I had more apple juice!

. . .I'm in love with you. ♥

 

[K-DUCK]

Granted, now all you drink is apple juice.

I wish she loves me.

 

[Lacrimae Angeli]

granted, but unfortunately, you're in love with someone else by the time she loves you

I wish it would rain all day and not stop  

[K-DUCK]

Granted, but unfortunately that created a flood and you were forced to move.

I wish i had more books.

 

[Lemonadeandfizzystuff]

granted but now you are blind and cannot read them

i wish i had clasic beauty
 

[MiStAhRoRsChAcHjKoVaCs]

Granted. But, now nobody likes you =[.
I wish that Heath Ledger was still alive.

 

[K-DUCK]

Granted, but now you are dead instead.

I wish the my gaia was switched back to it's oldness.

 

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

Granted but it has the same old glitches.

I wish my throat wasn't sore sad  

[Explosive Effects101]

Granted, but now your dead because they had to cut it out.

I wish I could go to a concert soon, it has to be screamo. Wooo.