Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Captain Verd]

Suddenly, Akamaru burst in and started speaking english to help solve the mystery.  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Jiraiya started toward the store, Ebisu in his arms, but his short attention span made him realize he had to go look for a harem of girls that could feed Kiba grapes. So Jiraiya looked around for the rest of the company, but they were long gone. Jiraiya raised his arms up to the heavens (and dropping Ebisu) yelled "WHY CAN'T I HAVE A HAREM OF GIRLS?"  

[Pekora]

.[CrimsonLightning].

Jiraiya started toward the store, Ebisu in his arms, but his short attention span made him realize he had to go look for a harem of girls that could feed Kiba grapes. So Jiraiya looked around for the rest of the company, but they were long gone. Jiraiya raised his arms up to the heavens (and dropping Ebisu) yelled "WHY CAN'T I HAVE A HAREM OF GIRLS?"

Itachi:*poof!* ''because you lack...smexyness! *poof!*
Jiraiya: ''Ook...''  

[Captain Verd]

Jiraiya, deeply disturbed by the Genie Itachi, left Ebisu with an old lady to  

[Purple dragon lady]

head bang to perverted hard rock.  

[Captain Verd]

The force of his hair was so powerful, it made Iruka cry. He was forced to go back to his old psychiatrist,  

[attila the fun]

who was unfortunately quite dead.

"Sandaime," sobbed Iruka, while standing in front of Mount Big Faces, "make Jiraiya cut his hair!"  

[Syndactyly]

Iruka continued weeping and he slowly approached the carvings. He slipped in a conveniently placed puddle. Strange about all these puddles... there hadn't been rain for days!  

[Pekora]

then, when Iruka wasnt looking, the puddles became Kirigakure Chunnins! =OOO *cough* RIP-OFF *cough*.  

[Missing00]

the Kirigakure Chunins then started to dance wildly untill the Akatsuki leader popped in and said...  

[Pekora]

''Shoop-Da-Woop!''  

[Purple dragon lady]

Itachi gently reeled his Fearless Leader back to  

[attila the fun]

NEVERLAND, where he bought himself a pair of pirate boots.  

[Syndactyly]

Meanwhile Gai was trying on leterhosen.  

[Captain Verd]

But Lee was having trouble getting the leder in the hosen. "Not leederhosen!" Gai cried, swiping a pair of clogs from a nearby rack. "We are not wearing song pants!"