Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Maggoty Anne]

Isobell is a kitten huffer

 

[-Resurrected Writer-]

(Oh how I love Uncyclopedia whee ... )

Anne's a Barbie girl,
in a Barbie worrrrld...  

[CapnAlex]

Dead Ed has an addiction to dirt.

Yes, dirt.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Vanghar is Dead Ed's zombie slave!  

[Rellik San]

Isobel is Sarah Pazzini (sorry if thats spelt wrong its been a while ok)  

[CapnAlex]

Rellik San lives with worms.  

[Peaches of Sodom]

Vanghar won't eat something if it's touching food of a different color, particularly green.  

[Rellik San]

Absynthia Amaranth has no teeth  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Rellik has no common sense  

[starkespada]

dead ed is actually an emo possing as a goth  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Sasorix is actually a homeless zombie posing as a mystic mummy.  

[starkespada]

how did u find out my secret also dead ed loves preps  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

(Eh, some are pretty decent people... and I found out because...) Sasorix announced at a bar, more than a little tipsy, that he was a homeless zombie.  

[starkespada]

thats my secret also dead ed like punk rock  

[CapnAlex]

sasorixd99 can't sleep with out his favourite teddy