Lines You'll Never Hear

[Lucca Ashtear]

Bastila, upon seeing Darth Malak without his mask: Kiss me. Now.
Darth Malak: But I don't have lips...  

[Kittensaurex]

Leia: *glaring at Darth Vader and pin in her hair falls out, bun falls on the ground*
Darth: ...*starts laughing*
Leia: gonk scream That's not funny!

(sorry, I had to put that! XD)  

[HereticX]

Windu: "Chancellor, we're placing you under arrest."
Palpatine: "Alright, I'll come quietly."

Sidious: "I'm sorry."

Windu: "I have defeated Darth Sidious. And so the student becomes the Master; I am Darth Rasta."

An improvement on Darth Vader's line "The Galactic Senate has been dissolved."
Vader: "The Galactic Senate has been...dissolved."

Vader: "What about Padme?"
Sidious: "I'm sorry, my apprentice; in your rage, you killed her."
Vader: "DOOOOOOHHH!!!"

Mace Windu's hand is chopped off
Mace: "AHHHHH-Fooled you!" Another hand (holding the burnt end of a stick) pops out of his sleeve.

Palpatine: "I am the Dark Lord of the Sith."
Anakin: "What?"
Palpatine: "April Fools!"

Sidious: "Execute Order 67."
Aide: "Six, sir."
Sidious: "Uh, right. Execute Order 66."

Jabba: "Why should we do as you say?"
Leia: "Because I have a thermal detonator." *drops detonator, which fails to go off* sweatdrop "Uh...because I'm asking really nicely?"

Anakin's alternate prosthetic...
A lightsaber for a hand "Hail to the Jedi, baby!"  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

((hey Hetertic, next time, do em as seperat posts, it was confusing at first,))  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

(I saw this somewhere)
Anakin: We don't need Obi-Wan's help. I'm perfectly capable of screwing things up myself..."

And here's one I came up with:
Han: Why is the Corillian Ale gone?  

[Lucca Ashtear]

Mission Vao: What was that? YOU'RE Revan? You LIED to me, you b***h! This friendship is OVER!  

[HereticX]

Darth Vader: "You don't know the power of the Dark Side." *jumps*
Obi-Wan: *slash**slice* "Neither do you, apparently."  

[LessienElanesse]

Padme: I want you, me, your lightsaber in my bed NOW!!! scream twisted
Anakin: eek  

[HereticX]

Qui-Gon: "Anakin. Snatch this rock from my hand."
Anakin: "What?"
Qui-Gon: "Snatch this rock from my hand."
*Force-Grabs rock*
Qui-Gon: "You are ready for training."  

[Nelowulf]

"Nasty, this swamp is. Choose to live here, why did I?" -Yoda  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

MEESA KILL ALL THE JEDI!!-Jar Jar.  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: Join the Dark Side, it is your destiny.
Luke: No! I'll never join you!
Vader: So be it.
* they ignite their sabers *
Vader: * looks at Luke's * Heheh... Mine's bigger.
Luke: Damn Jedi " There is no emotion " crap!
Vader: Exactly. The Dark Side encourages emotion, which means you're free to feel love, compassion... lust... And we all know what lust can do to your... gear...
Luke: So, you're lusting right now?
Vader: Uh... yeah...
Luke: But there's nothing here to lust after... except me...
Vader: Um...
Luke: I'm going to leave now. Let's pretend this never happened.
Vader: Agreed. As a matter of fact, I'll go and blow up the planet. You know, in case of witnesses.  

[Sol Walker]

Jedi: Dodge-turn-parry-dodge-spin,Ha thrust!
(gets arm cut off)
Jedi...no one saw that...  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

Palpatine: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and...GAY!!!!
Stormie: eek ...Did he take too much of his "happy pills" today?  

[Ryuu Kuro]

Dooku: *PAPER*
Anakin: *SCIZZOR*

Dooku: well you little.. *chops of arm*