Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Darkened Angel]

To give blaster rifles to Wookiees. ( More stylish than bowcasters, eh wot? )  

[ElladanKenet]

To make gungans in charge of the Sun Crusher  

[Missing00]

To make Jawas the mechanics for SDs  

[Nospai Deathous]

To make Ewoks live drones for target practice.  

[ElladanKenet]

To make Luke a bantha's punta  

[Johnny Malone]

To make an Imperial pipes and drums corps. (Imperial march on bagpipes would kick a**!)  

[Sol Walker]

To defeat the Toast King and conquer the moon and it's Nazi moon base.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To establish the 4th Reich: "Nazi galaxy minus that mustache guy"  

[ElladanKenet]

To create the Death Toast  

[Missing00]

To get together Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Palpatine, grand Moff Tarkin, and a Stormie and create the most awsome metal group "Deathsabre"  

[Nospai Deathous]

to install secret cameras in each and every humanoid female bathroom in the galaxy.  

[Darkened Angel]

To sing the Toast Song.

" There's no secret to toasting perfection. Turn the dial on the side and make your selection. Turn it to the light or dark and then, if it pops too soon, press down again, make toast. YEAH TOAST! "  

[NickCpointless]

to find out where the floating text that people have seen comes from  

[Alianna Naviri]

to do what they do every night, Palpy- try to take over the galaxy!!  

[Missing00]

To get ahold of the Wii before it comes out.