The Original Trilogy

[FrozenPhoenix32]

A New Rebellion?

Just kidding. It involves an ex-student of Luke's call Dolph who wears a Vaderesque mask and calls himself Kueller. Then he teams up with Brakiss and messes with everyones heads.  

[elvisnake]

hmm... anyone ever read that craptacle called 'the glove of darth Vader' or something like that... Unfortunately, it was my first EU experience. It involves some weirdass story with the Emperor having a three-eyed kid, who turns out to be the dad of the Gary-sue main character... Plus, all canon characters weren't even a bit in character...  

[Sol Walker]

elvisnake

hmm... anyone ever read that craptacle called 'the glove of darth Vader' or something like that... Unfortunately, it was my first EU experience. It involves some weirdass story with the Emperor having a three-eyed kid, who turns out to be the dad of the Gary-sue main character... Plus, all canon characters weren't even a bit in character...

*Shudder*
Triclops.
yeah.
I'm familiar with it.  

[elvisnake]

Yeah, I looked on Wookiee, and apparently the series ends with Leia and Han getting married, after it'd already canonically happened in the Courtship of Princess Leia... Ticks me off... Stupid Triclops, Trioculous, and the rest of them...  

[Sol Walker]

Prophets of the Darkside.
*Chuckle* yeah right.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

elvisnake

hmm... anyone ever read that craptacle called 'the glove of darth Vader' or something like that... Unfortunately, it was my first EU experience. It involves some weirdass story with the Emperor having a three-eyed kid, who turns out to be the dad of the Gary-sue main character... Plus, all canon characters weren't even a bit in character...

Bro, it was my first EU experience too.

Zorba the Hutt? Ken Palpatine?

What hit me worst was "Kendalina".

Honestly, who names their kids that?  

[elvisnake]

Apparently crappy authors... I can't believe that they left these books as Canon...  

[Nelowulf]

Hey, it was kind of interesting, but while it may be canon, i don't think many people had any affect by it.

So why worry?  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

elvisnake

Apparently crappy authors... I can't believe that they left these books as Canon...

Not to mentuon that they killed the wedding of Hana nd Leia.  

[Nelowulf]

Like their wedding was really that important in the series. From what i remember, they kinda glaze over that point and continue the action.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Nelowulf

Like their wedding was really that important in the series. From what i remember, they kinda glaze over that point and continue the action.

If you read the GODV version, youd understand the sheer stupidity of it all.  

[Nelowulf]

I own the GODV version.

But neither version of Han and Leia's wedding are really that great to begin with. So there isn't much room to complain anyway.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Nelowulf

I own the GODV version.

But neither version of Han and Leia's wedding are really that great to begin with. So there isn't much room to complain anyway.

There was nothing interesting to the GODV version.

The other version had Han's false lineage, Warlord Zinj, rancors, witches, and more  

[Nelowulf]

Short of Zinj, nothing there is interesting either. Plus, half of those "interesting" parts have nothing to do with the marriage itself.

I'm talking about the marriage itself, not the story surrounding it. Take out Zinj and the rest, and leave just the marriage, its no more interesting.  

[Sol Walker]

I thought Zinj didn't get much "screen time"