The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[jagged1]

Granted, but it cramps up while writing and while typing near constantly.

I wish colleges would stop sending me so much mail.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted. You are now expelled from every postsecondary school around.

I wish I had selfcontrol.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but it turns into a massive control freak part of your personality.

I wish I'd stop feeling so crummy. ><  

[Fyerluna]

Granted. You now feel like a loaf of bread.

I wish things would never deteriorate.  

[jagged1]

(Ahaha... pun.)

Granted, but because nothing deteriorates, no one decides to make anything new or improved.

I wish YouTube would load things faster.  

[Type Forty TARDIS]

Granted, but the only things that load quickly are the things you don't want to watch.

I wish that my summer reading books weren't so horribly boring.  

[jagged1]

Granted, you adore them. And then school comes around and your assigned classes are a million times more boring in comparison.

I wish I would stop finding SasuHina fics. (I don't get it! ><)  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, now you find other fics that are annoying.

I wish that I could find more Tsuda Kenjirou or Midorikawa Hikaru music. >>  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but it's all so terrible that it because of it you now hate anything that even mentions Japan including society and become a recluse living as in a desert because it's the only thing that doesn't remind you of Japan.

I wish I could finally get around to post my stuff on DeviantArt.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but everyone in the community flames you for horriblle work. You are banned for inciting unrest and thus, you never feel creative to do anything again.

I wish ff.net wouldn't slow my computer down so much.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted. It is now the only website you can access and it has changed into a community of bad Harry Potter fanfiction.

I wish that I could get off work without having to give two weeks notice.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, instead you need a four week notice. Too bad. xp

I wish that I could win something great on that Daily Chance thing.  

[jagged1]

Granted, it's an amazing item that you don't like, sell for tons of gold, and then get banned because it was glitched and you looked like you abused it.

I wish my house had Central Air.  

[Kaiba]

Granted. It's Hot air, though.

I wish I had one of those downright sexy dragons =0  

[jagged1]

Granted, but you lose everything else.

I wish ShikaTem had more fanfiction.