An Endless Universe

[Nelowulf]

Statement: It seems a clerical error has turned you into a clone, master jedi. Excuse me for a moment.

*walks off*

*Ferno stabs the clone in the back*

*HM walks in with real Link*

Embarassed repetition: I am pleased at your eventual apparant mass of progress, Master Link.  

[Sol Walker]

Link: *solemn nod, casts calm in Ferno's direction but says nothing*  

[Nelowulf]

Ferno: I can't see a damn thing in this helmet.  

[Sol Walker]

Link: *Arches eyebrow in mixed surprise and amusement*  

[Nelowulf]

Ferno: *presses button on helmet, which starts playing Foghat on two small speakers* We're technically unemployed. I don't need to always be in character.  

[Sol Walker]

Link: Well then, if such is the case, then would you like a fish?  

[Nelowulf]

Ferno: sure. *grabs fish, and uses flamethrower in the mask to cook it* It's a swiss army mask. It slices, dices, poisons, cooks, and gets HD radio with live updates from sportscenter. Rather convienent.  

[Sol Walker]

Link: *blinks* Um...of course...and if a busty Zeltron asks, I wasnt here.  

[Nelowulf]

Ferno: Want me to take care of her permanently? On second thought, you probably still follow that jedi code. Forget i ever said anything. You can borrow my cloak if you wish.  

[Sol Walker]

Link: No thank you. I'll just hide on Zeltros. She'll never look for the humble Jedi there...  

[Nelowulf]

Ferno: HM, make sure you get unit seven to follow the young lad. I fear he may not last long on his own on Zeltros in his "humble" state...  

[Sol Walker]

Pash: That poor ignorant fool. He has no idea.  

[Nelowulf]

Nakara: He'll be humbled all right. A zeltron makes even me look semi stable. Right Darth Ducky?

Duck: Squeek.  

[Sol Walker]

Apprentice Ducky, you're the one.
You make Galactic Conquest lots of fun.

If a rubber ducky is good enough for Megatron, its good enough for a Sith Lord.  

[Nelowulf]

I'm kind of tempted to have Nakara bust out in song upon finding a rubber ducky.

"What's this, what's this? i can't believe my eyes!
What's this, what's this? A most marvelous suprize!"

Naturally, the fourth wall must be broken.