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Darth Fury

PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:36 am
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him for his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda...
 
PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:01 am
elvisnake
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin'
My my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he's just a small fry
And he left his home
And kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin'
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Oops, sorry, wrong song.
I was expecting Cale to break into that honestly.  

Ral Roke

Dangerous Hunter


Sol Walker
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:04 am
wait...we're singing?
Oh. Ok.

A long time ago, in a pub far away,
I sat on a barstool, just drinking away,
I couldn't hold it down, I guess I had too much
I felt a tremor in the force and then I lost my lunch
I woke up in a desert land, feeling hot and sick,
I saw a bearded man, he looked like some kind of hick,
He slowly waved his hand, and my pain was gone
He said let's go see Yoda, and I'll teach you this song.

I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
I had one bottle of wine, and bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:07 am
That's awesome Cale. Did you come up with that?  

elvisnake


Darth Fury

PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:09 am
It looks like it could be a rap...  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:13 am
Nope.
Its a song I heard a long time ago.
http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Jedi_Drinking_Test.shtml  

Sol Walker
Crew


K-Blade

PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:15 am
Cruisin’ Moss Espa, in my Delorean
War’s over I’m a peacetime Mandalorian
My story has stumped Star Wars historians
Deep in debate, Buffet plate at Bennigan’s
Rhyme renegade, sure to penetrate
First and second offence, I won’t hesitate
Got a job to do and Darth’s the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker someone he really hates
I don’t give a ********, I’m after Solo
For all I care he could be hidin’ at Yoda’s dojo
Gotta make the money, credit’s no good
When the Jawas runnin’ shop in your neighborhood
Think you can cook, I got a grappling hook
Let’s make this quick ‘couse I’m really booked
I’m a devious degenerate defender of the devil
Shout down all the trash compactors on the detention level  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:17 am
LUKE: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!
I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me.
REBELS: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family.
Spare him this life of such mendacity!
HAN: Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go.
JABBA: Bo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)
HAN: Let me go!
JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
HAN: Let me go!
JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!


C3PO: Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.
LEIA: C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeeee, for meeeeee,
for MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  

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Ral Roke

Dangerous Hunter

PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:29 am
So how did this turn into a Star Wars sing along?  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:40 am
*shrug* We can do firefly instead...  

Nelowulf
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Ral Roke

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:42 am
I don't want to know.  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:36 pm
Darkened Angel
Too bad there's no Spectre armor. It'd easily be the best. That makes it kinda hard to determine what the best overall armor is.

Each playthrough, I'll probably use another weapon, just to unlock each achievement. This time's assault rifles. Next time I'll try sniper rifles, etc.

The Thorian on Feros was a bit tedious. I wanted to make sure I didn't kill a single colonist, so I had to do this little back-and-forth thing. I'd go in, KO the nearest group, back out again, save, go in, KO the next, back out again, save, etc.


I didn't know you could max out your intimidate/charm. Wow. I think it's time to make a new character in store for the sequel.

Also, if achievement hunting is your game, you can change difficulty on your character as soon as the game starts (on the normandy with full kit), and still get credit for, say, doing the hardened difficulty playthrough. Did it with both, and I now have an N7 gamertag to show off. Achievement wise, I only need to get 75% done with Kaidan and Tali, and I'm maxed.  

Rendin Verta


Darth Fury

PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:40 pm
Nelowulf
*shrug* We can do firefly instead...


Jayne, the man they call Jayne...  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:51 pm
I thought those cunnin' little hats that his mother sent to Jayne via the post were cute heart  

K-Blade


Sol Walker
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:54 pm
They're supposed to be.  
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