Mos Eisley Cantina

[Des Voh]

-Googles Toyota Prius-

I dont see any problem with one of those, certainly not what I'd pick, but it looks like a nice car.  

[Nelowulf]

Watch Jeff Dunham's special. That's where mom got that opinion.  

[Darkened Angel]

Tell her to just a get a Borg cube. Those things can fully function with 80% of everything severely damaged, and that won't be a problem since they're all but indestructible, especially against the archaic crap humans call technology these days.  

[Nelowulf]

I offered to steal a hummer off the Base's MPs for her. Almost as good.  

[Des Voh]

Wow....  

[Darkened Angel]

Strength is irrelevant.
Negotiation is irrelevant.
Reistance is futile.
You must comply.  

[Nelowulf]

*picks up DA and takes her to bedroom*

You are being assimilated. You will be upgraded. Extrapolate! Extrapolate!  

[stellarmagic]

Nelo is interupted by the arrival of something much worse than the borg...

"Exterminate"
"Exterminate"  

[Nelowulf]

*facepalm* what's the poitn of a borg/cyberman/dalek if you're just going to quote dalek... The next logical thing would have been something like iskalloni or cylon..  

[Missing00]

feh...  

[Darkened Angel]

* Borg assimilates Windows OS *

We are the Borg. Lower your shiel-iel-iel-iel-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-e-e-e-e-e-e-e... * BSOD *  

[Missing00]

You're running out of jokes DA, you used that one before.  

[Darkened Angel]

You don't get to complain, Mr. Still Not Found Guy.  

[Des Voh]

Together, the Borg, Cybermen, and Daleks will 'upgrade' the Multiverse. rofl  

[Des Voh]

Darkened Angel

* Borg assimilates Windows OS *

We are the Borg. Lower your shiel-iel-iel-iel-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-e-e-e-e-e-e-e... * BSOD *

Try Vista. They'll be doubting were they want to do something everytime they try.