Corrupt A Wish

[Scipio320]

granted but your english final becomes 20 paragraph s.a
i wish i had a abomerien  

[Mistress-Okami]

Granted, but now you don't know what abomerien is either.
I wish math was wrong for once. :O That would be scary.  

[powuh_of_PIE3142]

Granted, but now your computer does not work anymore since it was based on mathematical principles.
I wish I could eat souls.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but every time you eat a soul, your life shortens by how long they've lived.

I wish someone would make a random post of sorts.  

[powuh_of_PIE3142]

haha granted
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I wish I had head-explodey. (hint: JTHM ref)  

[ShadesChild841]

granted but it fails
iwish i didnt suck my abomerain so much  

[PhoenixBlade983]

Granted now you give it bum-secks uncontrollably. lol

I wish I had tw Abomarein so I could mate them and make an Abomarein hybrid.  

[powuh_of_PIE3142]

Granted, but they're severely retarded.

I wish I could shoop da whoop.  

[darkslasherX]

powuh_of_PIE3142

Granted, but they're severely retarded.

I wish I could shoop da whoop.

Granted, but then someone divides by 0.

I wish there was a sequel to College Saga. (Haven't seen it? YouTube.)  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but it's there's a conspiracy against you so no one is going to post it.

I wish I could play the guitar.  

[powuh_of_PIE3142]

Granted, but the first time you try the strings snap and cut off your fingers.

I wish I had a Ph. D in kicking your a**.  

[Harrison Richardson]

WOOOOOOOT! 701th post in this thread. xd

Granted but its fake and gets you arrested for 5 years without food and then they kill you in the most hurtful and humiliating way possible. Also after all that you can't kick anybodys a**. 3nodding

I wish that this wish and all other wishes will go unwished until I wish again.  

[powuh_of_PIE3142]

In the interest of preserving this post, wish DENIED. I wish against your wish for this:
Some pie.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

I think I have a work around for both your wishes actually:
@Pie: Granted, but it's poison pie

@ Fireyblaze: Granted, but through a series of trials where people shout "OBJECTION!" at each other, your wish is found guilty of prejudice against other wishes and is impounded until further hearings. All the wishes living in the wishing well gave loud cheers thanks to the day being saved, by Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

I wish I was an attorney.  

[powuh_of_PIE3142]

Granted, but you're the lousiest attorney on the planet and you are hired by a psycopath who, after being found guilty due to your shoddy lawyering, comes back after prison for 20 years and kills you brutally.

I wish I had a Wii.