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 Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:49 pm
granted but as soon as you get it a virus destroys it within seconds!
I wish I had a light saber
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:53 pm
Granted but as soon as you turned it on it destroyed the handle destroying itself.
I wish i could read really fast >.<
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:57 pm
granted but you then have Wernickes aphasia (I hope I spelt that write) and can't say anything that makes sense.
I wish I ruled the world!
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:06 pm
granted, but then it blew up.
I wish i was in school right now.
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:48 pm
Granted... Obedience School...
*yanks chain*
C'mon, sit! Sit! Sit, girl! Yes! Good, girl!
*gives bacon-flavoured treat* 3nodding heart
I wish The Krampus would be just as popular as Santa Claus/Saint Nicholas.
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:44 pm
Granted Krampus is just as popular as santaclause and saint nicholas but in the reversed sense and everyone hates Karmpus
i wish i owned the world >.< not rule it but owned it >.<
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:11 am
granted, but then you lose it in a poker game.
I wish this computer was faster.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:28 am
Granted... It does about 75mph as it flies out your window and obliterates the neighbour's Nativity scene.
I wish there was a law to keep douchebag Humvee drivers off the road.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:39 am
granted, but for every driver it keeps off the road it cuts down three trees.
I wish I had my own computer and didnt have to share.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:26 am
Granted but you drop coca cola on it and runis it
I wish for a p0tal gun
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:21 pm
(portal gun? lets go with that)Granted but you were sent to felarya and was eaten at the moment you got there(Katrika is evil in weird ways)
I wish me were as light as air,but not get blown away by wind
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:26 pm
Granted...
*simply teleports ZTH500 into the vacuum of deep space*
I wish the holidays would be over soon...
*is broke and has to wear an itchy Xmas sweater* gonk
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:28 pm
granted no holidays ever come again and you never get anymore presents, then everyone hates you.
I wish to take over the world.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:32 pm
granted but your stuck with pinky for the rest of your life.
(Pinky and the Brain) I loved that show
I wish i had a heart
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:46 pm
granted but your now the tin man from "The Wizard of Oz"
i wish for a wish to wish
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