Magic Above You

[Jameta]

<> is glad she's wearing shoes.... and wonders whether or not grinding Nihl into the floor will make a better finish then the polishes supplied at the local hardware store.  

[Jameta]

<> pokes the thread.  

[Kabuki Doll]

<>Pokes ^  

[Jameta]

^ is swamped with a feeling of magical goat-iness after poking <>.  

[Nihilistic Seraph]

<> merges with the floor, making the wood gain consciousness, and gain a mouth.

I'm alive!!!! Mwahahahaha  

[Jameta]

^ is poked by <> ramming her pitchfork into the floor.  

[Nihilistic Seraph]

<> eats the pitchfork  

[Cosmic Space Orange]

^turned into a pair of socks  

[Kabuki Doll]

<>Steals ^'s OMFG hat  

[Jameta]

^ is grabed by <> and used to beat floor/sock Nihl till he gives back <>'s pitchfork. mad  

[Nihilistic Seraph]

<> is impervious to beatings, <> is a hardwood floor. And <> is crytal-stained so <> can't be burnt.  

[Jameta]

^ shall feel <>'s wrath no matter what; <> chucks Kabuki away, then magically manifest a custom ice-pick with diamond tip, and slams it into the floor.  

[Nihilistic Seraph]

<> gets pierced by the pick, then opens a wider hole, swallowing the pick.  

[Jameta]

^ shall now have two pointy, painful objects in him.  

[Nihilistic Seraph]

<> is made of proscessed wood, and thus has no nerves, depriving Jameta of her fun.