Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Nospai Deathous]

To save up for the PS3. Fortunately, with the Imperial senate out of the way, saving up will only take a few years.  

[NickCpointless]

to enshure all future sith are not whiney b***h cry babys like a cartain former sith lord  

[Missing00]

To ensure that Nospai Deathous never says "ME SO HOOOOOOONY" ever again.  

[Alianna Naviri]

To ensure that Itachi makes no further comments on Nospai Deathous.  

[Darkened Angel]

To point and laugh at Nospai Deathous's alt, not realizing it's really ND himself in disguise.

To do that anyways, then go for a burger at McEndor's.

To find out that McEndor's secret ingredient is Rancor.  

[Alianna Naviri]

To whip it. To whip it good.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Nospai Deathous

To save up for the PS3. Fortunately, with the Imperial senate out of the way, saving up will only take a few years.

To shoot Sony for overpricing the PS3 and its games.  

[Alianna Naviri]

to shoot Sony again to see what happens.  

[Darkened Angel]

To see what happens when they erase Wal-mart from existence along with their low prices.

To undo destroying Wal-mart since it now costs 10x as much as normal to get the materials for a new Death Star.  

[Nospai Deathous]

to change their minds and take over walmart, so they can get death star materials free.  

[Theris Faan]

To invent this 'game' where a bunch of unsuspecting citizens come up with all these 'crazy' ideas, then steal their ideas, and when they complain, lock them away in a detention center and see how long it takes for them to eat each other.


To hold the 1000th season of Survivor on Hoth.  

[Alianna Naviri]

to have their cake and eat it, too.  

[Count of Moogi Cristo]

missing nin itachi

To get together Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Palpatine, grand Moff Tarkin, and a Stormie and create the most awsome metal group "Deathsabre"

(That would almost as awesome as having God with a badass drum solo, Jesus with a wicked guitar riff, the Holy Ghost with a kazoo, and the Metatron on the vocals. I come up with wierd s**t when I can't sleep...)

To shoot Sony's disembodied soul (or lack thereof) and see what kind of metaphysical conundrum occurs.  

[Theris Faan]

To find out just how many drinks one stormtrooper can have before he falls over.

((unless stormtroopers are immune to alcohol...i'll ask around))  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To finish "99 Bottles of Corellian Ale on The Wall"