Mos Eisley Cantina

[Sol Walker]

Cale want moar gun.  

[Missing00]

it looks like there is also going to be a tricorder and a phaser pistol  

[Sol Walker]

Anyone else get the message in a bottle thing in their aquariums?  

[Missing00]

yep I did, a bit stupid but a good plage for extra gold  

[Sol Walker]

I thought it creative.  

[Missing00]

meh  

[Sol Walker]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!  

[Missing00]

Curses Cowboy Cale!  

[Sol Walker]

DAMN STRAIGHT YA CAT-SLAPPIN', TOE-TAPPIN', a**-GRABBIN' SACKS OF MONKEYNUTS! COWBOY CALE'S BACK WITH A WHOLE NEW BRAND OF WHUPASS IN A BOTTLE! FROM THE MAKERS OF COWBOY CALE'S RED-HOT RICOCHEEEEEEEEEET BARBEQUE SAUCE COMES NEW DOOMSDAY DIABLO HOTSAUCE!! HOW HOT IS IT?! WHY ITS HOT ENOUGH TA MAKE A SANDMONKEY SWEAT! HOT ENOUGH TA MELT THE FACE OFF SHERMAN'S TANK AND HOT ENOUGH TO PEEL PISS OFF A POWER OUTLET! Y'ALL KNOW HOT A SAUCE'S GOTTA BE TA PEEL PISS OFF A POWER OUTLET? TAKE A TASTE OF OL' DD AND FIND OUT! SO DON'T JUST STAND THEIR SOILIN' YER DRAWERS IN ANTI-SEE-PATION!! GET YER a** SOME OF COWBOY CALE'S DOOOOOMSDAY DIABLOOOOOO HOT SAUCE! BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT TRYIN TO EAT A FIRE EXTINGUISHER TO PUT OUT THE FOURTH DEGREE BURNS INSIDE YER MOUTH, THEN YOU HAVEN'T HAD REAL HOTSAUCE!!  

[Missing00]

Curses, he has made a new batch of hot sauce, even hotter than before. Oh what should I do? I know I shall capture Cowboy Cale's Lady friend ms. Darkend Angel and tie her to the railroad tracks, I shall hold her ransom for the recipe of Cale's hot sauce. If does not comply, well the 12:00 to Albuquerque awaits ms. Angel mehehehe. soon enough I shall be in possession of the hottest hot sauce in the south, so says I Reginald Missing III Esq. Muahahaha! *vanishes off to go get DA*  

[elvisnake]

Worry not, Cowboy Cale! Skippy Elvisnake, sidekick to the stars, at your service, and ready to do your bidding!  

[Nelowulf]

nobody answered my bottles, i'm afraid.  

[Darkened Angel]

* walks underneath an ovderhead pot that contains some DD, which then pours out, melting away her clothes *

Wow, that IS hot! And now I'm naked... * runs off and gets more clothes *

Don't pull that oldschool villain routine with me, Missing. You put a single Snively Whiplash-esque hand on me and I'll spear your a**. blaugh  

[Darkened Angel]

Wow...

Quote:

Once in a blue moon, God reaches down from his lofty perch, points at an infant boy and proclaims, "This one shall have balls carved out of ******** granite." Kit Carson was one such man.

From fur trapper, to wilderness guide, to frontier warrior, Kit Carson was so much man that he actually defecated Chuck Norris. In the end, all he needed to feel complete was one more hot, brown meal so he could crack an amusing fart while arm wrestling with God.

That came from Cracked, the last one on " The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered. " The exact last words in question, " I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chilli. "  

[Des Voh]

Missing00

Des Voh

I deserve to be shot in the face. Repeatedly.

why Des?

-shrugs-

I could make a list. Because if Hell exists in the fashion that Neil Gaiman wrote it, I'm ******** screwed.

So whats with the sudden Western tone everyone's avi's have?