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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:52 am
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:57 am
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:08 am
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:09 am
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:13 am
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:15 am
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:19 am
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:26 am
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:49 am
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:52 am
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:53 pm
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:34 pm
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I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!! Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself! I don't have to put up with this shabby crap! I'm a journalist! The internet doesn't weigh anything. I've covered wars you know. They're eating her, then they're going to eat me, oh my god! I'll take a potato chip and eat it! What, are you dense? are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman. I am serious and don't call me Shirley. There are four lights. I think Im a sofa. He slimed me. Your the man now dog. Screw the rules I have money. We cant stop here, this is bat country. I'm not even supposed to be here today. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs, all this week on Town Talk! I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-kari rock. I need scissors 61! Spaghetti time. Did ya get that thing I sent ya? I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me. One shall stand, one shall fall. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people. There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
Wheh... Twenty five references. I will give major super props to anybody to point out each and every reference I made there.
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:55 pm
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:42 pm
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:46 pm
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