Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Purple dragon lady]

background ninja 13 ran and got it for him. Shika grunted with annoyance at the bright lights and...

((Ha ha! The return of background ninja 13!))  

[Captain Verd]

was transformed into a mutant tentacle monster.  

[Purple dragon lady]

That proceded to go after Temari.  

[Dez Nihvet]

It caught up with Temari and...  

[Missing00]

did unmentionable things that I cant describe.  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Suddenly, Naruto, adorned in his walrus nightcap, woke up in a fright. "Woah... that was the strangest monster I've ever dreamt about. And why was I dreaming of... Temari?" Naruto lay back down on the pillow and noticed something near his bed. He screamed when he looked at its face.  

[Pekora]

.[CrimsonLightning].

Suddenly, Naruto, adorned in his walrus nightcap, woke up in a fright. "Woah... that was the strangest monster I've ever dreamt about. And why was I dreaming of... Temari?" Naruto lay back down on the pillow and noticed something near his bed. He screamed when he looked at its face.

''Hinata! What are you doing here!'' Naruto said as he realized Hinata was right next to him in her panties.
''I...I wanted to give Naruto-kun a surprise...''  

[Dez Nihvet]

Hinata hands it to him and Naruto looks into it and sees what's inside...  

[Syndactyly]

Inside was a embarrassing snapshot of Lee from last year's Christmas party!! eek

Captain Verd

was transformed into a mutant tentacle monster.

gonk redface NOoooOoOOo! This reminds me of a terrible hentai!! gonk  

[Pekora]

Shikalee

Inside was a embarrassing snapshot of Lee from last year's Christmas party!! eek

Captain Verd

was transformed into a mutant tentacle monster.

gonk redface NOoooOoOOo! This reminds me of a terrible hentai!! gonk

There was Sake at the party btw.  

[Syndactyly]

In the image Lee was drunk, ripping his jumpsuit in two screaming like a howler monkey. His panties were quite frilly. xd  

[Captain Verd]

The ladies swooned as he gyrated his hips, causing Jiraiya (who's always around for some reason) to  

[Pekora]

drink the rest of the sake (which was plenty enough to get him wasted), and dance along with Lee  

[Syndactyly]

The sake Asuma had drank had thrown him (who we're assuming was still alive) into a deep sleep. Naruto squirted whipped cream into Asuma's hand and tickled his cheek with...  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

a spoon coated in dryed-out vanilla pudding. Naruto's head was spinning just imagining all of this crap happening, so he put the picture back in the box, went back to sleep and said "Hinata, you're even weirder than I first thought you were." This caused Hinata's akabyakugan to activate again. "Hinata! You're getting blood all over my pillows!" Naruto screamed.