Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Mandalore_the_Conqueror]

To start an organization for a cure to breast cancer.

'Kill for the cure.' Along with white ribbons and everything.  

[Theris Faan]

To determine the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow (African and European)  

[Missing00]

To kill the rebles with "Ni"s  

[AFK Masturbating]

To chop down the mightiest tree in the forest ... with a herring! eek  

[Theris Faan]

To bring the Knights of Ni a shrubbery.

One that looks nice.

And not too expensive.  

[Darkened Angel]

To find the Yiddish Cup.  

[Missing00]

Darkened Angel

To find the Yiddish Cup.

and the Holy Grail, and and the Blessed Chalice, and the Goblet of Fire, and that cup that was on sale at Macy's...  

[Sol Walker]

And Cale's beer stein. Because he hasnt been able to find it since Ocktoberfest started.  

[NickCpointless]

to see if the pope craps in the woods  

[Darkened Angel]

To find out Monty Python is lie, and is really called Henry Copperhead.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To write a rap song.  

[Sol Walker]

To beat the laws of reality into Elladan Kenet.  

[Theris Faan]

To find decent seats for Monty Python's Spamalot two weeks before the show. ((Loge row D, on the right! party!!))  

[Nospai Deathous]

To make a fourth season of Arrested Development.

Staring Jake Loyd as George Michael, Hayden Christenson as Michael Bleuth, Christopher Lee as Gob, and Frank Oz as Tobias, the Analrapist.  

[Count of Moogi Cristo]

To find out what the Ultimate Question really is.

To make a third season of Dead Like Me, dammit!