The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[jagged1]

Granted, but it's all Dungeon Dice Monsters.

I wish my arms would stop aching.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, now your head has exploded from the tiny bomb causing the ache.

I wish I knew what OTP stands for.  

[Kaiba]

Granted. One True Pairing. Too bad you forget what LOL means.

I wish I could buy the Snakes On a Plane song without having to buy the whole album.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, instead you have to pay much more that it would've taken to just buy the album.

I wish that I could get something cool from the Daily Chance.  

[Kaiba]

Granted, but it's daily chance, and they're still not that good.

I wish ther were ******** snakes on your ******** plane.  

[jagged1]

Granted, they're all plastic snakes.

I wish I had more Tic-Tacs.  

[Kaiba]

Granted, but because tic-tacs are drugs, you die of overdose.

I wish you could choose the colors of your Gwee  

[Type Forty TARDIS]

Granted, but everytime you try to change it, it doesn't work.

I wish I didn't have to start school tomorrow... emo  

[Kaiba]

Granted, you missed your first day today!

I wish I could make my Tarot deck.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted. They are unfortunately eaten by the ****ing badgers on the ****ing bus, because snakes on a plane are overrated.

I wish Snakes on a Plane would hurry up and come out so that it can focus on sucking a lot and getting sequels anyway.  

[Kaiba]

Granted, but it doen't suck! =0

I wish I could buy that YGO Tarot deck =0  

[jagged1]

Granted, copyright infringement gets pinned on you.

I wish my school mailed schedules like they did before.  

[Type Forty TARDIS]

Granted, but yours is the only one that they misplace and refuse to give you a new one.

I wish that Pre-Calculus didn't suck so much.  

[Kaiba]

Granted, it's like a party every time you enter the class. Too bad you get transferred into the much more suckier AP Calculus

I wish my friend's BF wasn't an a*****e.  

[jagged1]

Granted, all of your friends are the assholes.

I wish that for this year of school I don't have Ego Boy in all of my classes. (Extrememly condensed version of his persona: has the ego of Seto and Yami, fairly smart, but can't freaking add. 3+3+1 does NOT equal SIX. ><)