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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:47 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:33 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:43 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:18 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:37 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:42 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:43 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:51 pm
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Makes about as much sense as anything else conspiracy nuts will make about his death. And I'm serious. They described all the symptoms of Death by Vampire: Unaturally pale skin and emanciated frame indicating the abscence of blood, and puncture wounds in the neck in the Jugular vein, the point of entry favored by Vampire teeth. If they had said the corpse was completely without blood, it would be an open and shut case. Clearly the Vampires, after having seen Thriller, believed Jackson would make a worthwhile addition to their undead army. They patiently began molding his future, ruining his reputation, sabotaging his shows to force him into surgery, and controling his mind so that he would be forced to behave in a bizzarre manner to further alienate him from his loved ones. Finally, after their molding and sculpting, they harvested their new Zombie General for their ongoing war against the Werewolves. Weither the Lycan armies will be able to handle Michael Jackzombie is yet to be seen.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:57 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:03 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:04 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:07 pm
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