Corrupt A Wish

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but they're too shy to some out into the open and say so.

I wish I wasn't given an excessive amount of candy for Christmas.  

[powuh_of_PIE3142]

Granted, but you get no presents either.

I wish Artemis Fowl would come out as a movie already.  

[I Kero I]

powuh_of_PIE3142

Granted, but you get no presents either.

I wish Artemis Fowl would come out as a movie already.

Granted but it's exclusive to Residents outside of the US in french

I wish I had my whole team ev'd  

[powuh_of_PIE3142]

granted, but all of their IVs are all 0

I wish domokun was actually a Diglett  

[Chaotix Bluix]

powuh_of_PIE3142

granted, but all of their IVs are all 0

I wish domokun was actually a Diglett

Granted, but nobody knows what your feet look like and they constantly bug you about it.

I wish everyone would have a happy New Year!  

[PhoenixBlade983]

Granted but they cannot spend it watching TV or with their families.

I wish I had a Gaia Cash Card.  

[Deathguiser]

Granted, but their is no money on it.

I wish I was level 55 in call of duty 4.  

[Raijin36]

Deathguiser

Granted, but their is no money on it.

I wish I was level 55 in call of duty 4.

Granted but the game disc breaks and every game isc you buy after that breaks.

I wish The Black Knight was in Brawl.  

[Deathguiser]

Raijin36

Deathguiser

Granted, but their is no money on it.

I wish I was level 55 in call of duty 4.

Granted but the game disc breaks and every game isc you buy after that breaks.

I wish The Black Knight was in Brawl.

Granted, but he is cut from the game 1 day before its release.

I wish I had superpowers.  

[Harrison Richardson]

Granted, but they all suck and kill you.

I wish that my money was in the bank.  

[Deathguiser]

Fireyblaze000

Granted, but they all suck and kill you.

I wish that my money was in the bank.

Granted but it counterfeit money, and you are arrested.

I wish I was a ninja.  

[FantasyFollower]

Granted. But you were a slow ninja so I killed you

I wish I knew how to use a dual sided sword, or a bazooka  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but you're not proficient at all with either weapons and end up hurting yourself more than your opponent.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie...  

[darkslasherX]

Granted, but it's poisoned with a lethal amount of flaming rhubarb and needle injectors.

I wish people wouldn't disconnect on Wi-fi.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, now the wifi servers are intelligent and now randomly disconnect players indiscriminately.

I wish for exploding sock puppets!