Corrupt A Wish

[cursedcasanova]

Granted.... but then your are resussitated biggrin

I wish my car had power steering

That is All....

 

[paintxitorange]

Granted, but now you have no steering wheel...

I wish my friend would come move to MD

 

[cursedcasanova]

Granted but now you move away

I wish she could just be happy with her GF instead of chasing me

That is All....

 

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

granted, but now her gf wants you

i wish every guy i slept with didnt push me away  

[K-DUCK]

Granted. They try to pull you into their lives too closely, thus invading your bubble.

I really wish I didn't have to loose my laptop tomorrow.

 

[Mish The Dish]

granted, it breaks instead.


I wish I can just get over her.  

[BeastEuphoria]

Granted but in place of her there is another that will do the same

I wish I could jump the moon  

[Ky_the_22nd]

Granted, but when you do, there's no oxygen. Dx

I wish I could ditch college and head up to Canada.  

[butterfly_raver]

granted but now your homeless


I wish I wasnt so fat!  

[paintxitorange]

Granted, now you're anorexic.

I wish he would call <3

 

[BeastEuphoria]

Granted then after you hang up he dies

I wish my throat would be cut out so that this pain would go away  

[paintxitorange]

Granted, but you live through it and have to have a tracheonomy in order to speak. And it hurts. Like hell.

I wish the 12th would be here already.

 

[XxWinterAmaranthxX]

Granted but the time is 11:59:59PM

I wish I could make People not be ******** idiots  

[BeastEuphoria]

Granted now you have joined their ranks and don't know the difference twisted

I wish that when all girls around the world looked in the mirror they could see what I see when I look at them  

[Pandemonium Warden]

Granted, but then all their mirrors break.

Oi wizhes Oi culd stoulp talk in gurt molespeek, burr 'aye.