Wish Corrupting~{:B

[narutofanjenn]

Granted but they all want to eat u!!! eek gonk

i wish for.... Music~! blaugh  

[Toastur]

granted but u go deaf!! XD

wishes for skittles  

[English is illegal on her]

Granted by they all taste like either "Dirt, grass or rocks"

I wish for my aunt Sue to shut up.  

[ReclusivePariah]

Granted, however instead of bickering at you she decides to poke you in the forehead repeatedly.
Edit: Forgot my wish. sweatdrop I wish I had a bus ticket.

 

[English is illegal on her]

Granted, but its to Alaska.

I wish I had a vegan cake.  

[ReclusivePariah]

Granted, but the cook had blistered hands which broke open and contaminated your cake. =X Yuck.

I wish for for I was the man in the moon.

 

[English is illegal on her]

Granted, but the man on the moon is just a illusion, so you are teleported onto the moon without any oxgen or way to get back. Therefore dieing within 15 seconds.

I wish I could control all polar bears.  

[ReclusivePariah]

Granted, though the only command your capable of giving them is to have them do a small dance before they maul your loved ones.

I wish more people would join, Heh.

 

[English is illegal on her]

More people join the "We hate puppies and happy emoticons" society.

I wish I lived in a Cape Cod in Cape Cod.  

[ninjajenn]

granted but since i dunt know where dat is .... sweatdrop .... u get teleported to sum random place! xp oopsey lol
i wish for...uh... the guy i like to b here nxt to me~! heart  

[English is illegal on her]

(Yay, I'm living in a Manhattan Penthouse with someone's else money, that they gave to me and cannot legally take back)

Your crush appears next to you when you are picking your nose. That relationship dies fast.

I wish I was a selkie.  

[sweetJuliet1]

granted but selkie is evil..I wish I was a millionare  

[English is illegal on her]

(I'm fine with being evil)

Granted, but you have to paid two million in back taxes.

I wish I was the host of my own show.  

[Kuru_Raiko]

granted, but it is an insanely fatal reality show and the host tests all of the stunts
(forgot my wish! lol)
i wish for a banana

 

[English is illegal on her]

You get your manna, only to read the paper after eating with the headline "All Bananas are recalled due to Salmonella outbreak"


I wish for some watermelon bubblegum.