Lines You'll Never Hear

[HereticX]

This is Vader.
*Vader Waves*
Vader is doing well. That's because, just one month ago, Vader switched to Enzyte, the all-natural pill for male enhancement.
Now he has an improved game *strangles officer*, a big new swing of confidence *slices off Luke's hand*, and a very happy Emperor back at the clubhouse *cue Palpatine's disgusting mug*.  

[HereticX]

*Vader decapitates Jedi*
Vader: *huff* "HEADSHOT." *huff*

*Anakin slices up two droids, almost at once*
Anakin: "DOUBLE-KILL."

*Palpatine stomps on Jedi*
Sidious: "S-S-S-SITH KILL."

*Vadar slicing up Seperatist Leaders on Mustafar*
Vader: "M-M-MAXIMUM PWNAGE."  

[Missing00]

HereticX

*Vader decapitates Jedi*
Vader: *huff* "HEADSHOT." *huff*

*Anakin slices up two droids, almost at once*
Anakin: "DOUBLE-KILL."

*Palpatine stomps on Jedi*
Sidious: "S-S-S-SITH KILL."

*Vadar slicing up Seperatist Leaders on Mustafar*
Vader: "M-M-MAXIMUM PWNAGE."

cont.

*Han blasts five stormies in a row never missing a shot*
Han: Acuraccy: 100% Rating: PWNAGE!!!

*Young Anikin wins pod race*
Ani: Winner! New fastest time!  

[Sol Walker]

((Cale tears up his ticket in disgust.))  

[Missing00]

((Itachi jumps around and celebrates))  

[HereticX]

R2D2: "*boop* *beep* Meatbag *whine*"
Luke: "What was that, R2D2?"
R2D2: "*beep* *whine*"
Luke: "Oh, alright."
R2D2: "...meatbag."  

[Uncle Choco]

Vader: What is it, my liege?
Palpy: I just picked up this book that came out the other day. I'm very excited to read it.
Vader: What?
Palpy: Parry Hotter and the Quarter-Blood Magnate.
Vader: Oh, yeah that one....hehehe
Palpy: What is it?
Vader: Don't you know?
Palpy: Wait! Don't tell me! I want to read it and find out for myself!
Vader: Oh you're just going to die when you find out. At the end...
Palpy: NO! DON'T TELL ME!!!
Vader: ...when Parry is running back...
Palpy: *hands over his ears* I'm not listening! I'm not listening!
Vader: SNUPPY KILLS DUFFLEBAG!!!!!
Palpy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!  

[~Dhali.Llama~]

((You should probably put a little note saying that it has a HP spoiler.))  

[Missing00]

Ryunosuke the White

((You should probably put a little note saying that it has a HP spoiler.))

((oh practicaly everyone knows by now))  

[Nospai Deathous]

((....I din't!!!! *goes off to cry* ))  

[HereticX]

*points and laughs at Nospai*



Vader: "Join me, and we shall rule the Galaxy as father and son."
Luke: "NEVER!"
Vader: *Jedi Mind Trick* "Join me, and we shall rule the Galaxy as father and son."
Luke: "I will you you and rule the Galaxy as father and son..."



Qui-gon: *waves hand* "Credits will do."
Watto: "What, you think you're some kind of Jedi? Mind tricks don't work on me. Credits won't do."
Qui-gon: "..."
Qui-gon: *waves hand* "Credits will not do."
Watto: "What, you think you're some kind of Jedi? Mind tricks don't work on me. Now for the last and final time, credits will do."

Watto: "Damn! Those wascally Jedi."  

[Darkened Angel]

Obi-Wan: * waves hand * These are the droids you're looking for.
Stormie: These are the droids we're looking here. Take them into custody.
Luke: Obi-Wan, why did you do that?
Obi-Wan: Because the Empire pays better.
Luke: But I thought the Jedi stood for protecting the weak, and fighting injustice.
Obi-Wan: No, Luke, it's all about the money.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Han Solo:Myrnocks. Why'd it have to be.......HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!  

[HereticX]

Palpatine: "Execute Order..."
Clone Commander: "Yes?"
Palpatine: "Uh..." *snaps fingers* "Damn. Can't remember. Ah, f*ck it; just go and kill the Jedi."



*WHY THEY DIDN'T HAVE A "GRAND ARMY OF JEDI CLONES"*
Palpatine: "Execute Order 66; eliminate the Jedi."
Clones: "Affirmative." *all clones immediately suck on lightsabers*
Palpatine: "Well, f*ck."  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

(I got this somewhere)
You know you're a redneck Jedi if

Vader: Luke...I am your father...and your uncle!