Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Sol Walker]

To put an end to this force damned guild agruement already.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To experience de ja vou.











bwahaha! bet you thought i was gonna say 'To experience de ja vou.' again.

wait. dammit.  

[AFK Masturbating]

To single-handedly deflate the absurdly high price of kiki kitty plushies! eek

(( And, I actually attempted to do this way back when ^^;; ))  

[Darkened Angel]

To get DA to post in this thread.

* This goal has now been accomplished.  

[Nospai Deathous]

*several times

To get DA to service the stormtroopers in order to raise morale after the Endor defeat  

[Darkened Angel]

To panic after finding a sudden epidemic of STDs among the stormtroopers.  

[Missing00]

to worship Dethklok and have their music streamed into stormies helmets in hopes that that will cause them to fight better.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To wwatch Nightmare Before XMas again.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To collect the entire collection of Polly Pocket accessories and playsets.  

[ElladanKenet]

To listen to every Johnny Cash song and not get depressed or high  

[Darkened Angel]

To take this coming Friday off to watch " It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. "  

[Kit Tainess]

To assasinate Darth Binks for being a wuss as a light sider...
and to get palpy to put on his metal bikini and go run a speeder wash.  

[Des Voh]

To take over Sony so they lower their absrubly high prices.  

[ElladanKenet]

To take over Apple to stop trying to make a quick buck  

[Alianna Naviri]

to take over lucas to re-do the prequels so they don't suck compared to the original trilogy.