The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[Kaiba]

granted. You actually have a condinsed Atem in all of your classes. Oh wait. Did I say Atem? I meant the other one. You know. The series one one? yeah.

I wish I could rememer the last part of Zai's name...  

[Type Forty TARDIS]

Granted, but now you can't remember his first name.

I wish my mom would stop being so paranoid and let me go to ACEN this year.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but you promptly get lost and fall off a cliff into a woods. By the time you're found you've degenerated into a blithering wild creature and your bite turns people into Resident Evil style zombies causing an epidemic.

I wish that when I die it's in a really cool way that everyone remembers for hundreds of years.  

[Kaiba]

Granted, you get the back plague.

I wish my Devil Zukin acount worked.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but then you get banned.

I wish my sense of smell wasn't so strong.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, now your hearing is extremely sensitive.

I wish that I my hair was straight. ><  

[Kaiba]

Granted, it falls out because you used a straightener.

I wish I could spend less mney on better fabrics. =/  

[Fyerluna]

Granted. Now you don't have nearly enough fabric to do the job.

I wish that I could have enough time to write all my fanfictions and do all my fun university stuff and do all the things I need to for class.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but it all comes out horrible.

I wish I could swallow my pride so I could make up with a friend.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, but your friend doesn't accept your apology.

I wish that I had more money for manga.  

[Type Forty TARDIS]

Granted, but someone steals all of the manga you buy before you get a chance to read it.

I wish I had more lemonade.  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but it's tainted.

I wish that I could focus and finish my homework.  

[jagged1]

Granted, you lose it all.

I wish had a DS Lite.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, but as you leave the store with it, someone bumps you. You drop it and it shatters.

I wish that I had my speakers back. ><  

[Kaiba]

Granted, I hope you didn't mean you Gaia speakers.

I wish I could be in the Fraternity of the Rose Cross.