Galactic Mysteries

[Seriph von Destris]

I dont think storm troopers drink, it would effect them in battle.....and they would most likely die. Thats not good. xp
 

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Yeah...  

[elvisnake]

Meh, most of the Stormies shoot like they are drunk anyway...  

[Seriph von Destris]

True true, but in Legacy they kicked some butt. In the future the Empire got alot smarter I guess.

In the Original star wars.....they sucked, I wonder why xp
Their not to bright for the best trained soldiers in the galaxy, eh. xd  

[NickCpointless]

they had to luck bad in the films so the heros didnt die that and i suppose most stormies had become nothing but guards in the GCW era the rebels had few allies and few ships so i guess the majority of troopers combat experance was lacking  

[Seriph von Destris]

when I'm whatching the movies I sit there screaming "DON'T JUST STAND THERE!!!!!! BLAST EM!!!!!" but then their already dead. sad  

[Loki the Stampede]

question Loki's Star Wars Mystery Question question

If there is no sound in space, then why do we hear the blaster, booms, and the Death Star blow up? confused  

[AFK Masturbating]

Dramatic liscense. 3nodding  

[Loki the Stampede]

Celestia Whitesword

Dramatic liscense. 3nodding

...

You get a Gold Star exclaim  

[Sol Walker]

Midichlorians.  

[Loki the Stampede]

LoL

Has anyone seen the Robot Chicken where its the end of Empire, and it goes something like this:

Vader: "No Luke... I am your father!"
Luke: "NOOOOO! ITS IMPOSSIBLE!"
Vader: "And Leia is your sister!"
Luke: "NOOOOO! Thats not possible!"
Vader: "AND EWOKS WILL DEFEAT THE EMPIRE!"
Luke: "THAT'S... Improbable..."
15 Minutes Later
*Both are relaxed, leaning against the railings*
Vader: "And the Force, thats just little bacteria in your cells."
Luke: "You know what... screw this."
*Luke walks off, hand missing*  

[Sol Walker]

Ever seen the first episode of A Clone Apart?  

[Loki the Stampede]

No, can't say that I have.

And if its online, pointless to link to me, for I run on 56k.

Ah, the budget of the college life stare  

[AFK Masturbating]

Loki the Stampede

No, can't say that I have.

And if its online, pointless to link to me, for I run on 56k.

Ah, the budget of the college life stare

I feel your pain, as I too do dial-up sort o' things at times. Needless to say, I'm happy for anytime I have access to a comp with a broadband connection.  

[Sol Walker]

Hey Loki, how do you know Johnny?