Corrupt A Wish

[Le Kayk]

Granted, but your fingers fall off, so you can't type.

I wish I had some yummy candy...

 

[Giegue_Endymion]

Granted. It gave you instant gingervitis (sp?). That'll teach you to eat less candy.

I wish for better tasting food.  

[Zell_Fire Ninja]

Grantd but now you're allergict to it...

I wish that ditto didn't look so gay....  

[Solar IXI]

Granted but now ditto becomes extinct.

I wish for All of my Pokemon to be shiny.  

[Le Kayk]

Granted, but you accidentally release them all.

I wish I had a shiny Houndoom. =(

 

[Giegue_Endymion]

Granted. It was released with dingo's shiny pokémon.

I wish that they had two shinies for each pokémon instead of just 1.  

[Muleferdan]

Granted but it drowns...poor houndoom

I wish earthquake wasn't as powerful  

[Le Kayk]

Granted, but you're color blind.

I wish I owned Nintendo.

 

[Giegue_Endymion]

Granted. Your employees went on strike and you were sued.

I wish I owned Sony.  

[Le Kayk]

Granted, but you were shot by the Nintendo fanboys/girls.

I wish I ruled the world.

 

[Giegue_Endymion]

Granted. Unfortunately, I don't like my throne taken away from me and I'm pretty sure you can imagine the rest.

I wish for peanuts.  

[Solar IXI]

Granted but somehow they give you scurvy and you die.


I wish i had all my shiny pokemon back.  

[Ich esse dich]

Granted but your pokemon eat you.

I wish I had my avi sprited. T.T  

[Giegue_Endymion]

Granted. It's now a 2-bit sprite.

I wish for a show called Zork and Friends.  

[Solar IXI]

Granted but you get clobbered by a Hulk sprite.

I wish I wasnt eaten.