Thing you would never hear them say...(.Hack word game.)

[Nichirasu Rudeshiruru]

BreathLessX

Haseo: WOAH! SHINO! This city has purple skys!
Shino: ....
Haseo: And a gaint turtle!
Shino: Are you playing Mario Brothers again, while I'm slowly dying...
Haseo:...b***h....


Haseo: -high Pitch voice- Anything you can do I can do better! I can do anything better then you!
Tri-edge: -deep voice- No you can't
Haseo: Yes I can.
Tri-edge: No you can't!!
Haseo: YES I CAN! -attacks Tri with 1000 years of pain-
Tri-Edge: T|-|3 P41||!!!!
Haseo: Yes I can!
(yes, 1000 yr of pain is naruto related, so sue me D: )

(its not thousand years of pain its "thousand years of DEATH")  

[Dragomew]

Atoli: *Insert string of cuss words here*  

[MGCorey]

(alright ,keep the arguments down or else you guys.)

*In Raven Guild, Kuhn is dancing while slinging his steam gun around and Pi watches as Yata plays the tune Kuhn's dancing and singing to*

*Haseo walks in*

Haseo:...What is he doing..?

Pi: I don't know; it's scaring me though.

Kuhn: *in a strangely higher-pitched voice* I need a gun to keep myself from harm
All the poor people, burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
No, they ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is ddaaannnccceee....

Haseo: Please for the love of God some cut my ears off.....
(yeah, this was a parody of the song 'Dirty Harry' by the Gorillaz.)  

[BreathLessX]

I sorry, besides, I ain't a Narutard, my friends call it that. *shrugs*

Atoli: So like, he was like, my 3rd boyfriend in like, a long long time and....
Haseo: And this is why?
Atoli: -points staff- You got to dump that b***h Shino or esle...-serious look-
Haseo: O_o Ok....I'll go for you! <3
Atoli: Yay!  

[drgnkng1354]

Ovan: Haseo..i want your babies..
Atoli: NO! YOU CANT HAVE THEM! THEY'RE MINE!

 

[RoleplayPirateNinjaZombie]

XXDDDD

Ovan revives yet another newb after they get PKed
Azure kite Sneaks up on Ovan and Pks him
Azure kite: "Thats for cutting off my arm, b***h!"  

[BreathLessX]

Alkaid has a little flash back moment

Alkaid: Hey Atoli, want to see soemthing cool? -smirks-
Atoli: What is it?! -all happy-
-haseo sneak behind Alkaid-
Haseo: BOOBIE FLASH! -pulls shirt down-
Atoli: eek ......-runs away, screaming-
Alkaid PKs Haseo : WTF, YOU a**! I WAS GOING TO SHOW HER MY NEW SWORD,S BUT NOW THAT YIU RUINING IT I'LL JUST SHOW THEM ON YOU!!

End of Flash back. Alkaid goes to find Haseo.

Haseo: Ok, hey Alk--
-PKs again-
Alkaid: YOU'RE THE REASON ATOLI NO LONGER COMES NEAR ME!!! crying

 

[RoleplayPirateNinjaZombie]

BreathLessX

Alkaid has a little flash back moment

Alkaid: Hey Atoli, want to see soemthing cool? -smirks-
Atoli: What is it?! -all happy-
-haseo sneak behind Alkaid-
Haseo: BOOBIE FLASH! -pulls shirt down-
Atoli: eek ......-runs away, screaming-
Alkaid PKs Haseo : WTF, YOU a**! I WAS GOING TO SHOW HER MY NEW SWORD,S BUT NOW THAT YIU RUINING IT I'LL JUST SHOW THEM ON YOU!!

End of Flash back. Alkaid goes to find Haseo.

Haseo: Ok, hey Alk--
-PKs again-
Alkaid: YOU'RE THE REASON ATOLI NO LONGER COMES NEAR ME!!! crying

LMFAO!!! XD

Kuhn reads his e-mail:
From: Pi
To: Kuhn
Subject: 1000th

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Next time you come near me
I'll PK you


Kuhn: O.O''  

[BreathLessX]

koji8123

BreathLessX

Alkaid has a little flash back moment

Alkaid: Hey Atoli, want to see soemthing cool? -smirks-
Atoli: What is it?! -all happy-
-haseo sneak behind Alkaid-
Haseo: BOOBIE FLASH! -pulls shirt down-
Atoli: eek ......-runs away, screaming-
Alkaid PKs Haseo : WTF, YOU a**! I WAS GOING TO SHOW HER MY NEW SWORD,S BUT NOW THAT YIU RUINING IT I'LL JUST SHOW THEM ON YOU!!

End of Flash back. Alkaid goes to find Haseo.

Haseo: Ok, hey Alk--
-PKs again-
Alkaid: YOU'RE THE REASON ATOLI NO LONGER COMES NEAR ME!!! crying

LMFAO!!! XD

Kuhn reads his e-mail:
From: Pi
To: Kuhn
Subject: 1000th

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Next time you come near me
I'll PK you


Kuhn: O.O''

Who knew Pi was such a poet!

Silabus: Welcome to the ***** Guild! The members are...-points to right- Endrance and -points to left- Haseo.
Endrance: How do you do?
Haseo: WHY THE ******** AM I HERE? DAMMIT!
Silabus: ANyway, are target is this chracter -holds up a picture of Bo- He needs some serious *****: I so do agree..
Haseo : I AIN't JOINING YOU!
-goes off to find bo, with haseo draging behind-
Silabus: Bo! It's time for some ***** time!
Bo: No! -see Haseo- NOT YOU TOO, BIG BROTHER HASEO! -runs away-
HASEO: gonk -turn to the others- THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! stressed
Silabus and Endrance: WELCOME TO THE ***** GUILD!

There is a fanart of this that I did, just got to post it D:  

[Rainfire of RiverClan]

Atoli: Hey, Haseo?
Haseo: Yeah?
Atoli: Do you get flashbacks?
Haseo: No... ninja
Atoli: 'Cuz then I'd have to brick you.
Haseo: O.o Uhhh...
Kuhn: *comes from nowhere* BRICK ATTACK! *bricks Haseo and Atoli*
Atoli: I was kidding! gonk
Haseo: What... the hell?

Random. I think I need help. xp  

[Kitkumi]

Kite: *getting ready to logout*
Blackrose: Kite! Where are you going!?
Kite: I'm going to go play World of Warcraft.  

[Kitkumi]

This one can pretty much go for anyone fighting for the coma victims.

"Oh, you mean {insert victims name here}? Eh, they can wait; its not like they're going anywhere. Hey! Lets go get some lunch!"  

[BreathLessX]

Alkaid: CHEATER! YOU'RE A DAMN CHEATER, DAMMIT!
Haseo: Why you marry me then?
Alkaid: CAUSE I HAVE A WEAK SPOT FOR CHEATERS!
Haseo : O.o

Yeah. So not really funny. Anyway...I hate Alkaid's Dub for some reason. Oh. CAUSE I PLAYED IT LAST NIGHT AND I WANTED TO RIP MY EARS OFF!!  

[drgnkng1354]

Atoli: I like flowers...-picks flowers-
Haseo: I eat flowers...FOR LUNCH!!
-haseo grabs flowers and eats the top-
Atoli: T T ////wrists