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 Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:22 am
Dragontamer once raped a kitten. gonk
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:23 pm
Hitler's moustache fell off when he heard of Dragontamer rofl
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:59 am
Dragontamer shaves kittens for a living.
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:46 pm
George Bush invaded Iraq because Dragontamer told him to.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:09 pm
Every second Tuesday, Dragontamer rides a unicorn down to magical land, wher ethe emo boys dance around in ballet suits
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:59 pm
Pigs are pink because they went shy when they saw Dragontamer.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:23 pm
Who do you call? Dragontamerbusters!
OMFG!!! ROFLMFAO!!! rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:40 pm
There once lived three little pigs. Until Dragontamer came and ate their houses. Now there are three little hobo pigs.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:03 am
The reason emo's cut themselves is cos they're not Dragontamer.
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:59 pm
Dragontamer's old hobby was throwing apples at physicists from trees. It backfired.
Romeo and Juliet was originally supposed to be a horror starring Dragontamer.
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:15 pm
Dragontamer invented all the colors in the visible dimension of light. Except for pink. Chuck Norris invented pink.
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:19 am
Dragontamer's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Dragontamer.
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:40 pm
Dragontamer played every extra in 300.
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:18 pm
Quote: "Contrary to popular beief, JFK, was not in fact, shot. Dragontamer came in, and caught the bullet using just her teeth. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement." tee hee i saw this one again. it's one of my favourites to date, even if it is a bit cruel XD
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:13 pm
"Ghosts are actually caused by Dragontamer killing people faster than death can process them."
"Dragontamer invented Pong."
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