Finish The Sentence Game

[daynaleee]

..never make it past the dough stage.
Sometimes late at night, when no one is looking...  

[o0SnowWolf0o]

... I go on a killing spree ninja

But there was one time when ...

 

[Oh lemontine]

Pain does not exist...

i couldn't find my killing spork

So instead i used a pink

...in my dojo

 

[daynaleee]

chopstick, and plunged into the eye of my victim.
When I finally stopped stabbing, I looked up from the blood to see..  

[IchWascheMich]

the Knight bus stop right in front of my face.

Like any normal person, I...  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

turned into an irish monkey and did a jig

Noel the tiger is my beast friend he....

 

[daynaleee]

knows how to make my oatmeal..not too hot, and not too cold.
Naturally, I give him...  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

swat's on the bum with daynalee's bum swater

he likes it so much he...

 

[daynaleee]

twitches his whiskers and purrs like a kitten 3nodding
I really like it when...  

[merobean]

^me and my buds get free condums at Planned Parenthood
blaugh

The most memorable thing I've done this week was...  

[stellar sound]

kill my brother.
He was really...  

[daynaleee]

^ kickin my a** at monopoly!
After he finally bit it, I went to see...  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

Juno, i love that movie!

I wish i was pregnant cos....

 

[Dr. OCD]

Then I could have an excuse to eat all the time.

I want to make a city out of.....  

[paintxitorange]

ROCKNROLL?!?!

Then guitar picks would be currency and drumsticks would be...