Corrupted wishes - The only place to be evil!

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

Granted!
But everyone else steals that outfit so you all blend in!

I wish I didn't always cut myself whenever I shave.
._<  

[d i m i r h e x]

Wish granted!
But then you find a new place to cut yourself every time you shave!

I wish my fan worked again!  

[AnacinCross]

Granted, but it comes back so powerful that it breaks apart and crashes into your hand, severing your pinky. You are reduced to making up horror stories about the loss of you digit that you scare children with in the local family restaurants.

(That was violent. >>.)

I wish there was one store in town that sold some half-decent CDs.  

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but the other stores that had half-decent CDs and were forced to close get angry and form a mob that destroys your store with half-decent CDs.  

[iccgirl]

Better to have helped you and let you win,

No wish? Well, whatever you wish for, a gigantic pokemon gets angry at you and eats your house.

I wish there was a radio station that played good songs 24/7 without repeating the same song(s) every hour.

than never to have touched your skin.

 

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

xDD
I once had a mudkip eat me..
oO;;

Granted!
But the songs instead are good to only OLD people, so all you hear is...whatever old people listen to..
._<

I wish that...I had more Snapple!
<33  

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but it's a new different flavor you don't like.

I wish I had ninja powers.  

[AnacinCross]

Granted, but you become drunk with ninja-power and the Ninja Council (because there prolly is one) declares you must either die with honour or be stripped of your ninja powers.

I wish freezies had more strong a flavour.  

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but in the process of making the flavor stronger, it also becomes highly toxic and you get sick with diarrhea.

I wish it was less humid and hot outside.  

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

Granted!
But it becomes so cold, it forms a second Ice Age! (Or is it the third already? By now, we prolly started several World Wars and Ice Ages ._<)

I wish that menstrual cramps weren't so painful.
.-.  

[sawmyfoot]

Granted, but now you are a middle aged man @.@

I wish I had some cash.  

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

Granted!
But the cash falls into a boiling pit of lava.
So it is nothing more than a pile of ash.

I wish that I could get over this writer's block.
oO;;  

[sawmyfoot]

Granted, but sadly you come up with some crappy idea ):

I wish to know the meaning of life.  

[Waltz With Wrath]

Granted!
But immediately after you are informed, a car hits you and you become an amnesiac, a complete waste.

I wish for better tasting Kool-Aid flavours. D<  

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

Granted!
But the flavors include ingredients that are illegal in every country, and when you are found in possession of them all....it's OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
xDD

I wish I was better at gold-earning...
oO;;