You might be a goth hick.....

[DreamerSpirit]

You have a greyscale confederate flag hanging out on your front lawn.

You think of possums as a treat, but bats as a delicacy.

You painted your trailer black.

You wear black jeans, combat boots, and a black wifebeater. If you're really dressing up, you'll throw on a pair of cowboy boots and a leather belt.

Your idea of refined gothic literature can be found in a 'bathroom reader' book.

You drive a black pickup truck, with a rubber bat hanging from the front mirror.  

[Rellik San]

There really are bats in your belfry.  

[Henneth Annun]

Rellik San

There really are bats in your belfry.

xd  

[The Goth Apple]

XWraith_LordX

Rellik San

There really are bats in your belfry.

xd

I kid you not, that happened to me last week. I managed to get a picture of the little guy. He looked a lot smaller when he wasn't flying at my face.

You may be a goth hick if you don't get all these jokes...  

[AEtherclaw]

if you get drunk and dress up as a convincing Jesus, cover yourself in stage blood, burst into a small town church and threaten "y'all going to hell if this here priest don' start listening to more sex gang children"
then follow that up by playing god in an alcove on a banjo.  

[Jkiller00]

あなたは何をしているすべての馬鹿ですか？ confused neutral sweatdrop eek  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

*You enjoy "Beller Lugoosees Dead"
*You use all of your missing teeth to create a necklace
*You mix whiskey with your snakebite
*You cannot be found without either a clove cigarette or a straw in your mouth.
*You make eyeliner from the ashes of your fireplace.
*Your overalls are made of black leather (or black velvet. Whatever you like more)
*You have a collection of dead snakes in your room.  

[WolfChildBaby]

Funny s**t! xd  

[BrutalMystery13]

okie that is funny i agree but i have hillbilly in me i sound like one i dont act at all i swear on your soul -.-  

[Henneth Annun]

BabyAshy

okie that is funny i agree but i have hillbilly in me i sound like one i dont act at all i swear on your soul -.-

Sorry, don't have one. You'll have to swear on someone elses. twisted  

[Lady Stigmata Diaboli]

This is rude and ignorant. Yet very funny...
I'm from West Virginia. lol
So yes I am a hillbilly goth I guess. We get our names from the wonderful land we live in. THE HILLS!
I have some of the accent. But it is not as noticible as some people I know.
I love farming the land. Riding horses. Hunting...
Cant help it!
EPIC FAIL!  

[A plague called death]

Yukarashi

... I hate hicks,rednecks and hillbillies..They should all die..

i secondly share that emotion  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Lady Stigmata Diaboli

This is rude and ignorant. Yet very funny...

I'm not sure if you're taking this seriously nor not.

But, it's true that this thread has its bigots.