Let's Play bump!!! (Well, more like light chat now)

[KZN02]

hydr0ph0en1x

kay, well it worked. But how do I know when or if they accept?

Check the member list.

C4? I remember in the past it was duct tape.  

[vulpineCrafter]

okay. well, Now it is C4. But duct tape works too. It holds the universe together. biggrin  

[KZN02]

Maybe that should have been in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. I know a towel is one of the most important things to have.  

[vulpineCrafter]

Absolutely. I carry my towel with me everywhere. I feel like a hoopy frood. wink  

[KZN02]

So you read that too? I have to do a book report on it.  

[vulpineCrafter]

Yeah, I read all five books in the trilogy (funny huh?) and I watched the movie. I love them. But, I don't have to do a book report on them. Ha ha. xp  

[KZN02]

Oh well ... at least I'm halfway done I think.  

[vulpineCrafter]

I'm going to go back to the quotes. Okay, this one is strange and slightly, um... Just read it.

Quote:

I haven't had as much fun since I made love to my week dead sister!
- Isstvan

If you have read this book, I applaud you.  

[KZN02]

From the trilogy, right?

Quote:

Charming man, if I had a daughter, I would forbid her from marrying him.

 

[vulpineCrafter]

Well, mine is from a book called Another Fine Myth. Very funny. It is sort of like Hitchhikers except it has more of a point to it.

Quote:

Look! Coming towards us! It's a bird! It's a plane! O CRAP! IT'S A PLANE!!!

 

[KZN02]

Quote:

If rice goes in the rice cooker, what goes into the toaster?

 

[vulpineCrafter]

I don't get it. confused

Quote:

Good mothers let their kids lick the beaters. Great mothers turn the mixers off first.

 

[KZN02]

Well, some people would respond to that question with "toast", even though the correct answer would be "bread, waffles, or bagels".

Quote:

If things are coming at you fast, you're in the wrong lane.

 

[vulpineCrafter]

Oh... Okay. Nice.

Quote:

Christmas is so weird. What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of your socks?

 

[KZN02]

Oh, that reminds me:

Quote:

Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree, oh why am I talking to a Chirstmas Tree?